WANNA SEE MY PUSSY?

Check out issue three of Headmaster for a candid portrait of my (neighbor's) cat Buddacup.  A little bit of flash goes a long way. . .

KARL MARXXX KNOWS NOSE & ARTISTS I LIKE: JONATHAN BLUM, THE RABBI PAINTER

Karl Marxxx here again, on my search for the best noses (and nose art) in the world.

Artist Jonathan Blum knows noses and he paints them quite well. I was strolling up 5th Avenue in Park Slope Brooklyn late last evening when I saw some snouts worth shouting about. Luckily for me, Jonathan was inside and invited me in for a closer look and a conversation about the beauty of that big phallus of a nostril container that greats like Michael Jackson couldn't even handle.

As I understand it, he was inspired by a particular Rabbi in Israel and started painting them-Rabbis. Once you get the Rabbinical schnoz down, the sky's the limit, quite literally as I realized Jonathan also likes playing with the space between the eyebrows and the hair line, lifting foreheads almost out of his painting....which got me to thinking...once I satisfy my nose craving, I may move on to foreheads. If in Brooklyn, check out Jonathan's storefront. It's worth a vist.

Rabbi Nose meets Bert Nose.
Foreheads reaching up....


Camel profile.

SHAMCOCK CUMSHOT

Remember to drink responsibly tonight or this might happen to you. . . Happy St. Paddy's Day!!!

ONE IN THE HAND, TWO IN THE BUSH . . .

. . . Or as close to the bush as these lucky shamrocks.  Commemorate St. Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland with the help of authentic Irish redhead Max London, courtesy of the cheeky little lechercauns at Randy Blue.  Grab your own shillelagh and start wackin'!   

EIGHT DAYS A WEEK: THIRD TIME'S A CHARM

You know what they say: third time's the charm.  As some of you may have guessed, kindergarten has never quite completely left my imagination.  There are too many fun things to do with a bottle of Elmers and a pair of lavender kid-safe scissors.  Marvel as I learn to read for the first time . . . impressively assuming the voice of a middle-aged black gay jazz singer . . . while simultaneously filled with the mucosal bounty only March "Cherry Blossom" Madness can inspire: Wait no further, Chapter Three of Larry Duplechan's "Eight Days in a Week" is here for your aural and visual pleasure.

Don't fall asleep just yet.  There are 61 more chapters to cum! 

 

THE HUMPING PACT

 Tired of endlessly humping your pillow (or that boyfriend who just lays there like a pillow half the time), then put your futile fuck thrusts to good use by joining the Humping Pact.  Conceived by artists Diego Agullo and Dmitry Paranyushkin, the Humping Pact, "is a suspended act of affirmative persistence. It is an aesthetic meditation on the human desire to believe in the futile and to conceive the impossible."  

Agullo and Paranyushkin persist: "Our coming together is a tribute to dysfunctional spaces that still emanate creative potential. We attempt to build an intimate and personal relationship with space in the most efficient way, being loyal to its demands and dedicated within our efforts. We want to celebrate the human body that is convulsed by the desire to inspire."

To find out more, visit humpingpact.com.

Watch "The Humping Pact Trailer" below:

For more humping, including some man on machine close ups, watch this excerpt from an installation and live performance by Diego Agullo and Dmitry Paranyushkin of humpingpact.com.

A special thank you to BSD contributor Victor Jeffreys II for passing this link along.

THROAT COAT

If it's not organic, it doesn't go past my lips.  ;-)