I've been seeing cock in everything lately. I'm not sure what's up. I don't think I'm a sex fiend (despite being in porn). I think it's just fun. Sex is fun and when thoughts of sex surface in unexpected places...well, all the better.
So, I chuckled heartily when I purchased a milkshake from Burger King at a crappy rest stop on the Jersey Turnpike and the girth of the straw popping its way forcefully through the lid hole reminded me of some of the bigger cocks I've taken in my time.