Ok, so this is my second "penis as straw" post, but this one jumped out at me, if you will. At a certain corporate coffee chain, there are two choices of straws. Despite ordering an ill-named smaller version of a chai latte, I of course opted for the larger member of the straw group. And it just flung itself right at me. So I sucked it.
Now I feel inadequate next to a straw. Hooray!
ReplyDeleteJust remember to wipe the cream off your lips.
ReplyDelete