So, after a crazy weekend of 2.5 feet of snow, we're now experiencing another 10 to 20 inches here in the Mid-Atlantic!!! Crazy. The snow from this weekend hasn't even been plowed yet (the City Governments do not seem to be as effective at plowing as I am). So, what do you do with a bunch more snow and you've ALREADY HAD A SNOWBALL FIGHT and you've ALREADY BUILT A SNOW FORT and you've ALREADY WRESTLED HOT BOYS IN SNOW SUITS TO THE GROUND???MAKE SOME DILDO SNOW ANGELS!!!
Don't ask; just look and laugh.
And here's a the's profile version...
(the City Governments do not seem to be as effective at plowing as I am)
ReplyDeleteperhaps you should become a temp snow plower. Nice hat, BTW
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hot boys in snow suits sounds like the plot line ot a gay porn movie. ;)
ReplyDeleteYou'd be a hot looking plower bro. If only I had a snow suit I'd ass rassle you right there. we have a blizzard warning today, and I called off work, uggh.
ReplyDeleteI remember when I lived in DC, the snow removal plan was "Let it melt." The good thing was that I got a week off of work once because of snow. OH - and Obligatory Colby Hot Plow-Me Sex Joke #7.
ReplyDeleteI had to take a dag vacation day. Deep snow around Colby? I'll plow him out. Joke #8.
ReplyDeleteI bet that's what Falwell looks like in heaven.
ReplyDeleteIt's so amazing, been reading your stuff now non stop and wasn't bored once and I just can't get enough. It's just like watching season after season of your favourite series :)
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