Tuesday, March 9, 2010

TYPES OF BITCHES: THE FRAN LEBOWITZ OF 3RD GRADE


So I found this blog link to list of "Types of Bitches" that was found on the floor of a 3rd grade classroom at a Charter School in Washington, D.C. On the blog link, it was met with mixed response by most of the readers. Some found it depressing; others deeply comical.


I, however, think it's an expression of early genius like that of Dorothy Parker or Fran Lebowitz. See for yourself...I think most of the people reading this blog are #59 and I'm definitely #88, but I'd die if someone called me #85. Damn!!!


Check out the almost complete list to see what kind you are!

3 comments:

  1. A porn star who knows who Fran Lebowitz is?? I think I'm in love!

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  2. Well, dpnash beat me to it. I love Fran. I met her once. And you - YOU! - mention her. Now if you'd only talk about her during sex...

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  3. #69 - wicked huge pet peeve. I don't know when it became acceptable to wear pajamas in public but I wish it would stop.

    If I can throw up a link here, I wrote a love letter to Toronto which included the request that folks stop treating the streets like their own apartments. Link: http://network.nationalpost.com/np/blogs/toronto/archive/2009/12/16/letter-to-toronto-please-pick-up-after-yourself.aspx

    Sincerely,
    j.

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