Wednesday, April 7, 2010

I SEE PENIS: PANT LEG


On a longer-than-usual bus ride home from NYC, as I anxiously waited to be in my own bed and use my own bathroom, even my pant leg started to look like a freaky Tim Burton-esque phallus from the porn parody of Nightmare Before Christmas (aka, the Wet Dream Before XXX-Mas - surely this was made, right?).

Oh yeah, and I had just seen the Tim Burton show at MOMA earlier in the day...

3 comments:

  1. I liked the Tim Burton show but they let too many people in at a time. Isn't it cool walking into it?

    Even Colby's leg looks like Peen.

    ReplyDelete
  2. A stop-motion porn would be fantastic! Expensive and time consuming -- but Fantastic.

    Have you ever seen Flesh Gordon? It's mainly straight (one quick blow job scene when Flash is on the forest world gettin' head from Prince Barin). Near the end of the movie there's a fun sword fight with giant stop-motion animated penis monsters. Apparently some of Hollywood's best Special Effects guys worked on the movie -- uncredited. It's good/bad stuff! :)

    j.

    ReplyDelete
  3. Mmmm...I loves me some meaty thighs.

    (That goes for KFC, too.)

    ReplyDelete