Monday, September 12, 2011

ANALS OF BIG SHOE DIARIES: THE 16 MISSING BITCHES

In anticipation of the second anniversary of Big Shoe Diaries, we're re-posting some of our favorite moments from the past two years of BSD History.  The largest YouTube viewership of any of Colby's original videos is the reading he did of "16 Missing Bitches."  In addition to its screening at El Museo Del Chopo in Mexico City, it will be screened in San Francisco on September 21st for anyone who'll be out on the Barbary Coast then.


Remember this post on the list of Types of Bitches? Well, I decided to make a fun video clip of me reading the list, with significant pause for the 16 missing bitches (ie the holy grail of that 3rd grade classroom). Who are the 16 missing bitches?

Maybe we should write a battle star galactica-type sci fi series where the ninety-odd existing bitches go searching across the galaxies for the 16 missing bitches...

20 comments:

  1. Nothing gets me more riled up than Pajamas Outside bitches. How many takes did that take?

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  2. Excellent piece. It's my new learn while I sleep tape.

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  3. Appears a kid got left behind at that school.

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  4. Colby,

    I enjoyed the BSG reference. Ever considered doing a graphic novel about your life? It would be a different take on the pornstar bios you see in stores...just thought I would throw that out there.

    B

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  5. this is adorable i defiantly re blogged it.

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  6. Scott & Rich (cnjcubcouple)May 30, 2010 at 7:44 AM

    The bitches were created by man.
    They evolved.
    They rebelled.
    There are 16 of them.
    And they have a plan....to be bitches.

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  7. This is EPIC, Colby!!!

    The pause was hella dramatic, I could feel the tension down to my toes!!!

    Dimitris from Greece

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  8. Can you just marry me already? Please?

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  9. Dude, you have a killer voice. I could listen to you all day (and night). :P

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  10. Screw you Marina Abramovic!Mr Keller should be at Moma!

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  11. Hey - hope you don't mind, but I blogged about this because I think it's just wonderful.

    http://hellhob.blogspot.com/

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  12. lol the BSG thing is hilarious. someone should do it on youtube.

    Also, the Life of Colby graphic novel would be awesome. I'd buy it.

    Loved hearing your voice.

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  13. Reminds me of Bruce Nauman's early video works... interesting stuff.

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  14. Colby, what do you think watching this video back? What do your masculinity and adulthood mean in the context of this performance? There's something I find really unsettling about this video, and I'm wondering how much of it was intentional.

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  15. so cute so beautiful love u so much

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  16. Somehow frightening.. angry, out of character....Not your usual playful sunny Colby.. as if the mask of civility fell off like porcelain and shattered into a thousand pieces on the floor

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  17. Now this is pretty funny, Colby. Public school education at it's finest; and who says that kids aren't learning anything in school.

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  18. A command performance, very Actors Studio meets the Kuchar brothers (George, RIP). You are the Monty Clift of porn, if not the Douglas Rain (HAL in 2001).

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