Some alarming research has come to me attention concerning everyone's favorite Egyptian man-child pharaoh. Due to a genetic abnormality, he may have had an underdeveloped penis. Thank God he was pharaoh. Read more here.
"This evidence has lead some, including Marchant to believe that Tut's penis was swapped sometime after his body was embalmed, suggesting a conspiracy existed to save him from embarrassment of the locker room variety, even in the afterlife."