Monday, June 7, 2010

I'M NOT GONNA GO THIS WAY


It seems that lately, all we hear about is the positive work of porn stars in the world. More porn stars are finishing graduate degress; more porn stars are volunteering at local youth centers; more porn stars are becoming home-owners; more porn stars are helping more people achieve orgasm; more porn stars are encouraging environmental activism, etc. etc. etc. ad infitum. You know, we're just an amazing set of citizens.

So, it's always troubling when one of us takes a turn, and in this case a tumble, for the worse. I promise now, not to kill any co-workers with a sword nor hold police in a long standoff that results in my death.

4 comments:

  1. What on Earth were they doing with a real sword anyway? Does no one remember what happened to Jon-Erik Hexum?

    When I first started reading I thought you were going to write "I'm not going to go this way" (graduate degree, nursing college etc.). To which I was going to say "Good. I'm going to keep watching you fuck well into old age."

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  2. Thanks Colby...'knew we could count on you to take the high road


    ...so um...what ARE you going to do?

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  3. *chuckle* @ Theo he's already been to college, though. He's still doing this anyway b/c he's awesome at it. So like you said, we get to keep on watching him though the years.

    Now there's a dreamy prospect.


    Anyway, though, no, thank goodness, you seem to be saner than that guy. *shaking my head*
    I'd be really sad over it, as weird and inappropriate as it may seem.

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  4. "More porn stars are finishing graduate degress; more porn stars are volunteering at local youth centers"

    Suuurrre.. that's so totally common! I hear about it ALL the time! Yeah!

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