Hot enough for ya? Cool down with the Birth of Penis! If anyone remembers the photos I posted from my recent water park trip a couple of weeks ago, you'll remember my goofy reinterpretation of Botticelli's Birth of Venus on the Clam Slide (I wonder if the moms at the Waterpark knew that a clam shell is a metaphor for a woman's vuvla?). Well, my favorite illustration artist, J. Bone has reinterpreted the work of art and is sharing his vision with the world.
It seems only appropriate at this time to take a hot Art History second for a Neoplatonic interpretation of Botticelli's "Birth of Venus" prevailing at the time in 15th century Florence:
So another Neoplatonic interpretation of Birth of Penis might suggest that I am an earthly god arousing humans to physical love and a heavenly god inspiring intellectual love in them. Not bad for a B-rate porn actor. ;) Let's all contemplate physical and spiritual beauty and stuff.