COLBY LIKE CHEESE _ _ KELLER LIKE HELEN
wow, that's kinda hot!
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Aw, I was so pleased with myself that I knew a hummer meant a blowjob that I made a post about it. Seems like everyone knows that already. I heard "hummer" used by an ex-hooker and thought I was special.
I thought a hummer is a hard on? But what's a MILF?
Really? MILF. Mother I'd Like to Fuck.
Imagine if the genders were reversed in the story. I had a male friend who lost his virginity @ around 13-14 to an older married woman and now he has tremendous issues being in a relationship with a woman his age. He doesn't understand why they aren't sexual right off the bat.