Ok, if you haven't heard already, there's a MILF out there who was fucking teenage boys in her Hummer!!! "Hummer Mom"!!! 69 counts!!! Too easy...Finally Mormon Mom gets the kind of polygamy she's craving!!!
Aw, I was so pleased with myself that I knew a hummer meant a blowjob that I made a post about it. Seems like everyone knows that already. I heard "hummer" used by an ex-hooker and thought I was special.
Imagine if the genders were reversed in the story. I had a male friend who lost his virginity @ around 13-14 to an older married woman and now he has tremendous issues being in a relationship with a woman his age. He doesn't understand why they aren't sexual right off the bat.
wow, that's kinda hot!
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ReplyDeleteAw, I was so pleased with myself that I knew a hummer meant a blowjob that I made a post about it. Seems like everyone knows that already. I heard "hummer" used by an ex-hooker and thought I was special.
ReplyDeleteI thought a hummer is a hard on? But what's a MILF?
ReplyDeleteReally? MILF. Mother I'd Like to Fuck.
ReplyDeleteImagine if the genders were reversed in the story. I had a male friend who lost his virginity @ around 13-14 to an older married woman and now he has tremendous issues being in a relationship with a woman his age. He doesn't understand why they aren't sexual right off the bat.
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