Friday, September 10, 2010

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN JUDGE?

I was recently asked to be a judge on dominicford.com's new reality porn show "So You Think You Can Fuck?". . . . My comments were so profound and cutting that Dominic BEGGED me to broadcast my judge's response to the largest audience possible! Naturally, I accepted, so I'll be posting them here at BSD Command Central. Check out Episode One:
http://soyouthinkyoucanfuck.net/wp/index.php/episode-1/









Drum roll. . . . . . and my response:

7 comments:

  1. This judgment is yet another exhibit of how none of us are ever going to be as intelligent as Colby Keller.

    I'm just proud of the fact that I could keep up with the Colby thought process. Wonder how many guys stopping listening and instead watched your shirtless-ness...

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  2. That wasn't really a critique on performance as it was a brain-flex.

    Uh, don't hate me, but, kind of arrogant...

    Sorry.

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  3. Colby Keller, you are the smartest porn actor ever. Everytime I see you I admire and want to meet you more and more.

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  4. Intelligent blah blah blah...you have deliciously suckable nipples.

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  5. Thanks for introducing Judith Butler to porn discussion? Do I get to see the actual critique when I sign up?

    If you chest flex while you brain flex, it covers a multitude of sins. Also, I agree, deliciously suckable nipples.

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  6. kinda curious, what are you responding to?

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