Friday, October 22, 2010

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As none of you may have known, Colby passed another year of life on earth this Monday.

I'm hoping I can finally cash in on my social security now that I've hit my porn retirement age at 30.  Per usual, I spent the day alone with my friends (pictured above).  I seem to have forgotten to acquire flesh and blood friends along the way.  No one I know even remembered to call me (except for my two sainted neighbors who offered to take me for beer and Dutch apple pancakes).  

I still await the line of UPS trucks piled with gifts from my wishlist>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
 Until that moment comes, I decided to splurge and treat myself to a trip to the thrift store and a crisp $20 bill on whatever my heart desired.  My 20s are over after-all, I might as well spend the last one I have.

I have two more years til I hit my Jesus year.  In preparation, I discovered this inspirational gem in the used vinyl bin.

I WILL rise again!!!!  Ain't NO power on Earth can tie me down!!  Death CAN'T keep me in the ground!!!!!

Ain't that for true.

22 comments:

  1. Colby, Colbinator... A belated Happy 30th to you, you beautiful man! Trust me, if I'd been anywhere near you on your birthday, I would've made it a point to help you celebrate. As it is, I'll have to check your wish list and send a gift. Here's to another 30! (at least) Take it easy!

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  2. Aw, Happy Happy birthday, pal. life really starts now, everything up to now has just been dress rehearsal.

    in my heart you'll always be my favorite dorky young twink though.

    big hug

    presto

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  3. Feliz cumpleaños! Gefeliciteerd! Happy Birthday! (although too late)
    xx
    Esteban

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  4. Happy belated birthday handsome one!! You have many more to look forward to and may they be better each year!! You are the best!! Brad in Indianapolis...

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  5. Happy birthday you old hussy! My 30th is coming up in January, you're not putting me at ease with this post... must stock up liquor cabinet.

    Actually, I have to buy a liquor cabinet first. Dammit!

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  6. Let it be in deed!

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY

    It gets better.

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  7. Happy fucking Birthday fellow Libran.

    Your friend,

    Sean from Toronto, Canada.

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  8. In roman numerals, 30 is XXX, so it looks like your year will be more triple X than usual :)

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  9. Happy Birthday, Colby! You have three more years til your Jesus year. Jesus died when he was 33. Welcome to a new era!

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  10. Awww, Colby... I had no idea we have the same birthday! Kinda like you, I kept it low-key. But had I known, I would have moved heaven and earth to come help you celebrate! Happy Birthday to a couple of kind-hearted Libras!

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  11. Happy birthday to you! (And they didn't even bother announcing it in the Baltimore Sun! I think that cries of discrimination!) I hope it was an enjoyable one. The 30s are wonderful years to look forward to, so the best is yet to come (or cum in your case?) :-)

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  12. Wait till you get to 40... ;-)

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  13. Happy belated birthday! A toast to you with my morning coffee!

    xo

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  14. Hey, man -- Happy belated birthday. Your adventurous period is just beginning... where wishes are granted, loose ends are tied up, and everything that you can imagine exists somewhere.

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  15. Happy birthday!! Keep treating yourself!!

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  16. Congrats, Colby! Wish you all the best. Hope you're fine. A hug from Brazil.

    Lewis.

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  17. Happy Birthday!!!I have some videos from your wish list. (Power of Ten and The Way Things Go) I'd love to send you, but they are too big for email. Any suggestions?

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  18. Joyeux anniversaire Colby!
    Kisses from France

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  19. Hey David. You can always send me something in the post. For my addy, shoot me an email: bigshoediaries@gmail.com

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  20. FYI, 32 was the year Jesus started preaching and performing miracles. That is, if you consider him to be a historical figure and not a myth, but I'll leave that debate for another blog. ;-)

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  21. And I remember when you were just a wee lad, making your first jerk-off video on Sean Colby.

    Happy belated, best looking man ever!

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  22. Aw, darn it, I would have totally wished you a happy birthday on time if I hadn't been so busy lately and behind on my RSS feed.

    Well, better belated than never. ;-P

    I just had my 29th last weekend. I'm trying to not think about it too much. XD

    But IMO you're pretty successful, and delicious as well, so "age ain't nothin' but a number".

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