Apparently, I should be living in Toronto. Lately, the only "Boys with Beards" I meet are from Canada's largest city. I used to spend my summers in Grand Bend, Ontario, and never met any cute boys! Granted I was pre-pubescent at the time, but you would think some furry lumberjack would have swept me up. Believe it or not, this stud's name really is Sterling Maximilian Richard. Forget porn, he's ready for Daytime! "The Bold and Bearded" maybe? "One Cock to Suck"?