Come unto Cobly Chicago. You are forgiven.
Thanks to Andrew and his incredible rendition of my Belgian Doppelgänger post. Granted, he's a newbie. He just moved to Chi-town for grad school, but his rap is SO AMAZING I'll even forgive the Windy City for blowing a certain disappointing Chief Executive to the East Coast. ;-)
In order to received your full dispensation say at least 10 Hail Colbys and listen to this track 5 times: