I wish I could tell you that I know something about hockey. Despite my Communist sympathies, I don't agree with the politics of team sports (subverting the individual will for the benefit of the group). I think it has something also to do with an aversion to violence maybe? Or a history of being forced to listen to football games as a kid and getting headaches. Plus, football is soooo obnoxious and boring! They play for 2 seconds and then break for 5 minutes! WTF. Get off the couch and ride a bike America.
After visiting the Korean bathhouse this weekend, I think I could definitely "get into" hockey or at least "get into" one famous Russian hockey player and his buns of steel.
I only wish I could show you pics of what I saw at the Korean Bathhouse. . . Ovechkin is HUGE, all muscle with a gorgeous Ba-donk-A-DUNK (and BIG floppy uncut cock to boot). I watched him for a bit laying on a pool chair, mafia entourage in tow, diddling his big low-hangers as he casually chatted with his buds, flipping his semi back and forth with one hand, gesticulating casually with the other. Ovechkin is actually quite handsome . . . in an Addams Family kind of way. I was lucky enough to catch a grin. He boasts a missing front tooth that he lost in a match against the Atlanta Thrashers. He refuses to get it fixed, claiming that "the girls find it sexy". He's wrong. Some boys find it sexy too. ;-)