How does a bitch steal my glasses and my nose! And my jawline!!!! And my clothes!!!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrr.
This mysterious clone apparently calls Belgium home, though the blog reader who forwarded him along is named Andrew and lives in Chicago. I won't show you a pic of Andrew. Andrew is far better looking than me first of all and I'm still a little peeved at the Windy City for ruining what had planned to be the start of Colby's whirlwind global "meet-n-greet" tour. It will always be a place of unreconcilable loneliness and despair for this tenebrous, little-known porn ensemble-cast member. :-(
Though if any brave Chicagoan would like to put the first line in this post to a beat. . . and record a rap for Colby, you may just redeem the Great Lakes region for me.