This man's-man-boy aspires to become a wild-land fire-fighter. He recently completed a stint in AmeriCorps and quite handily masters the art of chainsaw operation. Needless to say, like many of us (Colby now included) Ken needs a J.O.B. If you are in need of a crunchy, Ivy League educated (Brown) amateur baker, who likes the outdoors and marching in protest rallies (for the free t-shirts), with detailed pictograms from his favorite video game mapped out in tattoos all over his torso (Ultima Series starting with Ultima IV), then Kenni-with-an-I is the man-boy for you.
I'm told that he would especially like something in the personal-assistant/housewife category. I suspect he's a bit shy when it comes to sex (hence his hesitance in providing this dirty pornography starlet more than one photo), but with a little hard work and some chainsaw grease I'm sure that will eventually change. If you'd like to submit a job offer to Ken (or Colby!), write your detailed proposal to me and send it here: BIGSHOEDIARIES@GMAIL.COM