Tuesday, November 16, 2010


Three things teenage Colby fantasized about: soccer player calves, a thick well proportioned nape, and the ever-revelatory happy trail.

I didn't start growing chest hair til my mid 20s.  A boy my own age with a happy trail really got me excited.  Straight athletic types often perform a gesture that is a true treat when you catch them in the act (gently lifting their shirts to show off their happy trails).

When I was 15, there was a boy in my driver's ed car I was OBSESSED with, Geof, a "kicker" (a country boy with skin-tight jeans*) who would show me his hairy abs every time we got out of the car to switch drivers.  DROVE ME NUTS!  Try learning how to drive a car with a suburban housewife, 4 pubescent teens and a rock hard boner. 

I also seem to remember a porn star in the early 2000s, European, who had a beautiful golden happy trail. . . one of the most amazing I've seen.  He sold porn with that pubic hair!  I used to rent his videos just to see his furry belly.  Does anyone know who I'm talking about?

*Kicker: I grew up thinking a "kicker" was someone who listened to the much-derided local country radio station KIKK, though I think it really originates with "shitkicker", a cowboy, naturally, who walks in a lot shit.


  1. That little flash of furry belly is my favourite little area to sneak a peek at! I love when guys lift their shirt to wipe sweat, or stretch and lift their arms to reveal tummy! Total boner!

  2. WOw! My two most favorite things in one post, Chuck and Colby Keller! It's never going to happen but how hot would a "adult" scene with You and Zachary Levi be? Or maybe you can guest star on his show?

  3. Yep yep yep, I must concur. Happy trails are RIDICULOUSLY hot. It's so distracting at the gym when guys are stretching or doing pull ups and you get a sneak peak.

    1. Nathan I think happy trails are a total turn on and bushy pubes :P its incredible sexy<3

  4. I agree even to this day I still get aroused any time a guy stretches or lifts his shirt, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ;)