Fun Fact of the Day: Delaware Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell's father was Bozo the Clown (or at least one of many regional incarnations of Bozo).
. . . I think a clown porno could actually be pretty hot, and I've definitely got the feet for a starring role. Clowns V. Punks! A metaphor for the complex labor dynamics of late Capitalism maybe?
Or perhaps something like "Bozo Bond Traders: The Muppets Take Manhattan 3" (XXX edition)? Or "Capitol Clownin': Mr. Smith Plows the People"?
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