Friday, November 12, 2010


Back home on the farm, I had a close friend who worked as a sex-phone operator when she wasn't milking goats.  One memorable day, she demonstrated how to make the sound of a wet pussy.  You pull the skin of your cheek away from your jawline and then vigorously move it back and forth, up and down.  Though I can't attest to the veracity of her claim, I often make the sound to entertain loved ones.  Above is the sound of me demonstrating "Wet Pussy for Sex-Phone Operators".  Below is "Bonny Black Hare" from the album "The Bird in the Bush" Traditional Songs of Love and Lust".

". . . My powder is wasted, my bullets all gone; my ramrod is limber and I cannot fire on. . . " Speak brother.

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