"STD Burgers"-- thankfully craft services has never served up one of these on set.
I can't decide! "Monstercock and Monsterlong. . . ."
"Victoria Secrete Roll" with chef's special sauce. . . Made only better with mis-spelling.
I order mine no other way. . . "Stuffed Pussy"
I think I've done a scene or two with an Irish Shake who was "Thick, Fatty & Naughty"
I usually get "Pulp of cramp" after a long day on set.