Friday, November 12, 2010

I SEE PENIS: POLICE REPORT



If the previous post wasn't enough genital crime drama for you meet Carolee Bildsten, 56, of Gurnee, Illinois.  Police discovered Bildsten intoxicated and passed out on a neighbor's lawn after she skipped out on her tab at a local chain restaurant.  Police officers escorted Bildsten home, where she promised to retrieve money to pay the outstanding bill.  She quickly headed to her bedroom.  Focusing her attention on a small dresser, she opened the top drawer.  Much to the officers' surprise, instead of a wad of cash, Bildsten raised a "rigid, feminine pleasure device" above her head and charged!  After briefly attempting to smack the police on the head, Bildsten was quickly subdued and arrested.  Her charge: assault with a deadly dildo.  Actually it was aggravated assault and theft of labor.  Eish.   

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