Blauw Beof (Blue Rascal in Dutch) likes secrets. He was so turned on donning lil' Colb, he blew a huge load all over me! There is even video to prove it . . . video, sadly, I won't be able to share. Strangely enough, Blauw is so worried someone might recognize his bathroom he didn't want me to post his epic cumshot.
A recognizable bathroom? Yes. Apparently they exist. Until proven otherwise, I will assume Blauw is the owner of this solid gold toilet. Or perhaps this Swarovski crystal encrusted loo?
On a related note, if you're experiencing boy trouble, and no doubt many of you are-- I'm certainly a dick at times-- be sure to book your ticket to Japan now. The Divorce Temple (with unisex prayer toilet) is open for business. Flush that man right out of your hair!
. . . Also, apparently good for losing weight: