Friday, November 26, 2010

THANKSGIVING LEFTOVERS WITH ARTY PORNSTARS: Fleshbot puts me on the list!

HAPPY BLACK FRIDAY EVERYONE!  Hopefully everyone's out enjoying a fun shopping day with Kirstie Alley at Pier 1 Imports.  At least, that's where I'd be if I weren't blogging. ;)  I'm thankful for my friend James, who pointed me to a funny Thanskgiving post that included a link to the Big Shoe Diaries.  Apparently, the folks at Fleshbot included me in a list of top 10 things they were thankful for this year.  Number One this year on their list are "Arty Porn Stars," including references to my Penis Origami project and the film work of Francois Sagat
While I appreciate the honor, I admit that I'm glad my next several videos coming out will feature me in top roles.  According to Fleshbot, I'm known for being a "rapacious bottom" (which I'm proud of), but it's time to remind all my more bottom-and-versatile-inclined fans that I can be an equally demanding top in bed, really anything the situation requires.

It sucks that there aren't any good adjectives to proceed versatile that describe someone's ample skills in that realm.  Seriously, I can't think of any...rapacious bottoms, pig tops, hungry bottoms, nasty tops, power bottoms, mean tops...but nothing sounds as convincing with versatile...anybody have any suggestions?  Vitruvian Versatile?  Ugh, back to me being a "pretentious hipster."  Right, Fleshbot? ;)


11 comments:

  1. oh, nathan - i like voraciously versatile!

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  2. I think "hungry versatile" covers things pretty well. Or maybe we should start using "superstar" instead of "versatile."

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  3. Wild versatile? Vociferously versatile?

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  4. Flexibly versatile? Adeptly versatile? Variably versatile? Versatilely versatile?

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  5. I think "variably versatile" and "voraciously versatile" so far top the list. You know how much I like alliteration. Thanks boys.

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  6. How about "Decidedly Versatile"?

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  7. Vehemently Versatile suits me!

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  8. Right, Colby! But hey, pretentious isn't necessarily a bad thing. Prepare to get another Fleshbot shout out on Tuesday at 4:30 or so.

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  9. I gotta give fleshbot credit. Viciously versatile is pretty damn catchy.

    http://gay.fleshbot.com/5701992/five-gay-pornstar-reality-tv-series-we-want-to-see-pronto/gallery/

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  10. How about -
    Fiery flip-flopper
    Sagacious switcher
    Bodacious both-ways

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