Sunday, December 5, 2010
BEWARE THE BARRACUDA!
Do I look like a rich Chelsea queen? Apparently, the criminal pickpockets of New York think my $5 fake leather wallet printed with an image of Haitian revolutionary leader Toussaint L'ouverture makes the perfect holiday present, cause they didn't get much else last night by taking my wallet. I mean Haiti dude! Its the poorest country in the Western Hemisphere. . . and I'm about the poorest gay man in New York! I had a grand total of $7 bucks in there. That's barely a vodka soda!
I was at Barracuda last night waiting in line for the bathroom when a middle-age Chelsea queen bumped into my ass. . . next thing I know my wallet was gone. Fortunately, my OCD came to the rescue. I check my pockets for my phone and wallet every 5 minutes exactly. The felon (yes, pickpocketing is a felony) already tried to make a charge this morning to www.benaughty.com. I canceled the card immediately so no harm done. I had my identity stolen a few months ago and got the same exact charge. Does benaughty.com somehow launder money for people?
Worse thing is they took my perpetually valid student ID!!!!! Now I can't get a $1.00 discount for movies!!!!! BASTARD!
I am also supposed to catch a flight in about 4 hours to San Francisco. We'll see how much TSA likes me with out my DL. Wish me luck!