BOYS WITH BEARDS: VON THURN UND TAXIS

What could be hotter than a Hungarian/American/British mut with impeccable sartorial smarts and a big scruffy lumberjack beard?

How about a Hungarian/American/British mut with impeccable sartorial smarts, a big scruffy lumberjack beard AND sexy frames who loves the naked outdoors, looks good in a red hat, and sports a mammoth hooded treehugger.