Friday, December 17, 2010

FAN WARFARE



It appears my post about Arizona Zach has sparked a minor fan war.  "Dan the Fan" from Dublin maintains that HE is my number one fan, not Zach, and Dan has the giant, wrist-thick pulsating number ONE to prove him right!  I think I may be inclined to agree. . . and drool. . . Can we be number one fans of each other? 

Or maybe Zach and Dan the Fan from Dublin should duel?  Fight to the orgasm! 


12 comments:

  1. HAHAHAHAHA!

    Holy Hell, I never tried to claim I was THE #1 fan. Can't Colby have a lot of awesomely hot fans?

    But I do feel the need to send in a boner pic, simply just for the love of competition!

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  2. My initial response was to go on a tirade of threats and insults toward anyone who tried to lay claim to my title. But then I realized it would be silly since we can all agree that Colby is the hottest (and coolest) muthafucker in all the land.
    Also I thought that sending you a lot of pics would be annoying, but if you say you don't mind then prepare to be inundated with shit from me

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  3. Fight to "La Petit Mort"

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  4. awww hale naw!!! errbody know i'm colby's #1-est fan of all time.... OF ALL TIME!

    So y'all can fight over the #2 spot if you'd like.

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  5. Hey Colby! How do I send you stuff? I feel like I could give these dudes a run for their money.

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  6. Ill jizz you all off the table!! Dan the Fan's cock is top of this list ladies!!

    Death or Colby!!

    Cumshot Competition? Cumpetition??

    More to cum!

    CUM ALONG!!!

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  7. For the record, I believe there are a LOT of pulsating number ones out there for Colby.

    So I can assume that they are all #1 fans. I declare this war OVER!!!

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  8. Oh no, Dublin fan takes the cake, hands down, as far as photographic evidential proof goes. No doubt. That's a BIG WINNER right there! Or a BIG WEINER -- whichever. Yep, he's the winner of the two. Fer shur!

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  9. May I point out that, if you want photographic evidential proof, that Colby said "the competition" sent him a pic every week?

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  10. Nice! Love the beard and his hair.

    The dick ain't too shabby either.

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  11. Can we do a blind taste test to determine the winner?!

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  12. WOW WOW WOW... I want that Dan fan!!

    Is he single? A top? Into chubby guys? Coming to NY anytime soon?

    I want answers Colby!

    ;)

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