It appears my post about Arizona Zach has sparked a minor fan war. "Dan the Fan" from Dublin maintains that HE is my number one fan, not Zach, and Dan has the giant, wrist-thick pulsating number ONE to prove him right! I think I may be inclined to agree. . . and drool. . . Can we be number one fans of each other?
Or maybe Zach and Dan the Fan from Dublin should duel? Fight to the orgasm!