Thursday, December 2, 2010

HOLY HOLEY COLBY



EXHIBIT A

 If you didn't already know, I's po' fo' sho'.  To show just how poor I am during this bountiful holiday-recession season, take for example exhibit A ("Lefty", née "Che") and exhibit B ("Righty": "The Palinator").  I think "Lefty" and "Righty" may have stopped being shoes and started being muppets.  If only Henson and Co. would hurry up with the production of Dark Crystal II my dawgs might have jobs!  To warm your heart (though not my toes) this holiday season, I thought I'd give the gift of song. . . Here is a happy little holiday diddy taken from the happiest little book of the New Testament, Revelations 4:8.  Presented from me, for you, by the greatest hipster-Christian-Skeksis of them all, Sufjan Stevens.




"Holy, Holy, Holy"



 EXHIBIT B



And if you'd like to inquire about making a non-tax deductible donation to the Bigshoe Diaries "Shoes for Potshots" shoe-drive ask about my new Paypal account!  ;-)  BIGSHOEDIARIES@GMAIL.COM

9 comments:

  1. must be that kind of day, my right boot's sole flapped off today. =[

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  2. Nice chit chat shoes! Just stick a Dr. Scholls insert in there.

    And brokedown shoes are a broke bitch badge of honor. My boots are held together by superglue at the moment. I'll hold out 'til Xmas.

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  3. Oh, you HAD to bring the muppets into this. You know the fact that you felt the need to mention Dark Crystal II makes you practically perfect, right?

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  4. I didn't need much more to fall in love with Colby, but being a Dark Crystal fan just isn't fair. MARRY ME!!!

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  5. I would love to watch you fuck Sufjan.

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  6. OR just put some ~flesh~ like material around the hole and SHAZAM turn dat shit into a shoejack!

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  7. You are a lightning rod for the zeitgeist Colby. One of my coworkers showed up with a duct tape boot patch job yesterday and I stepped in a puddle ruining my only pair of shoes. The odor created by the wet sneaker began to burn my nose however I am proud to report there were no tears.

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  8. My boyfriend only owns one pair of shoes that don't have holes in them- all the others resemble your sad pair. We be po' all around!

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  9. You could easily take those to a cobbler and have new soles put on, I don't imagine that it's too expensive. Ask around to any costumers that might be involved in your next taping... if there are any, that should be considered. I just thought I would impart some knowledge.

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