If you didn't already know, I's po' fo' sho'. To show just how poor I am during this bountiful holiday-recession season, take for example exhibit A ("Lefty", née "Che") and exhibit B ("Righty": "The Palinator"). I think "Lefty" and "Righty" may have stopped being shoes and started being muppets. If only Henson and Co. would hurry up with the production of Dark Crystal II my dawgs might have jobs! To warm your heart (though not my toes) this holiday season, I thought I'd give the gift of song. . . Here is a happy little holiday diddy taken from the happiest little book of the New Testament, Revelations 4:8. Presented from me, for you, by the greatest hipster-Christian-Skeksis of them all, Sufjan Stevens.
"Holy, Holy, Holy"
And if you'd like to inquire about making a non-tax deductible donation to the Bigshoe Diaries "Shoes for Potshots" shoe-drive ask about my new Paypal account! ;-) BIGSHOEDIARIES@GMAIL.COM