Friday, December 3, 2010

I SEE PENIS: SWORD OF THE L-RD





A recent foray to the Brooklyn Museum of Art foyer produced the most stressful orgy I've been to all week (and the wackiest sentence)!  Clench.  Bite.  Grimace.  It doesn't help that the Angel of the L-rd's willy is a little wobbly. 

2 comments:

  1. Sword of the Lard? Lurd? Why do people omit letters out of words for fear they're going to insult someone's religious sensibilities? I think you meant Sword of the Lord, right Colby? Or is the title of the work really omitting the 'O'?

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  2. Haha. Offend human beings!? I do it not to profane the M-st H-gh Alm-ghty G-d, K-ng -f H-aven -nd L-rd -f H-sts . . . but really its just a private joke to myself. I briefly attempted to convert to Orthodox Judaism in the late 90s. I think something about Clinton in the White House made me do it. I've always liked the idea that no one was permitted to say God's name except the High Priest once a year. Don't worry Gary, I assure you that I am more than a qualified atheist at the current moment. :-)

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