Saturday, December 18, 2010


John Fleckney lives in Toronto (where else?).  He recently sent in a generous donation to the "Shoes for Potshots Bigshoes Shoe Drive".  I can safely assure you that I won't have to worry about wet snow creeping into the giant holes in my soles anytime soon. . . The much larger Jesus-shaped hole in my soul has already been filled (on multiple occasions, see porno).

John also cares about YOU and YOUR health.  Remember boys, orange means trouble, even with a "tan".  Lil' me looks a lil' jaundiced.  If you haven't already, run to the doctor now and get your Hep A and Hep B vaccine.  Don't worry.  Big Colby already has his shots.


  1. eating too many carrots, bruh?

    god, i want to submit one of these paper doll pics sofa king badly. *sigh*

  2. I love how you have such a huge following here in Toronto. I'm surprised you haven't visited. Whenever you do decide, or have the chance, to visit, you will be warmly received. ;)

  3. I was a bad boy ... didn't follow Colby's kokigami instructions properly and use PHOTO paper to print him out. Remember to always do what Colby says ... or look at what can happen!