Saturday, December 18, 2010
KOKI-COLBY-GAMI: JOHN FLECKNEY
John Fleckney lives in Toronto (where else?). He recently sent in a generous donation to the "Shoes for Potshots Bigshoes Shoe Drive". I can safely assure you that I won't have to worry about wet snow creeping into the giant holes in my soles anytime soon. . . The much larger Jesus-shaped hole in my soul has already been filled (on multiple occasions, see porno).
John also cares about YOU and YOUR health. Remember boys, orange means trouble, even with a "tan". Lil' me looks a lil' jaundiced. If you haven't already, run to the doctor now and get your Hep A and Hep B vaccine. Don't worry. Big Colby already has his shots.