Thursday, December 2, 2010

SEX SELLS SOME THINGS SOME OF THE TIME



. . . And sometimes sex leads to a gigantic needle shoved up your spinal column.  I found this brilliant painting in a coffee shop in DC.  I forgot to take down the artist's name but the painting is titled "The Epidural".   

No shit.  

"The Epidural".  

If you don't happen to know what an epidural is gay boys, its the painkiller often administered to women before their pussies EXPLODE in that little miracle G-d calls "birth".  From what I understand, it makes you numb from the waste down (with the attendant risk that you may stay that way forever).  I could sip my chai latte for hours looking at this masterpiece!  If only I had $900 to buy it!  How many chai's could I buy with $900?  Forget it.  Art is priceless.  :-)

1 comment:

  1. Hey. Like I said, I'll post this a couple of times in your Comments section and see if it reaches you:

    Hey Colby--If you read this: Sorry I missed your comment about my spring class on Sex in American Cinema at the Corcoran. The easiest way for me to make sure of getting in contact is to email me: bwelt@corcoran.org. You can also get me at the gmail for my profile: bernardwelt@gmail.com.

    The class will meet Thursdays from 1:30-5:30 (long sessions for film screenings) at the Corcoran, which I'm assuming you know, since you're all art-y. We only talk about "adult film" near the end of the semester--most of the class is about how the Production Code created movies', and therefore Americans', ideas about sex. So the best time for you to come would be late April-early May. If that's not convenient to you, though, we could work something out. It could be a chance for you to do an Actors' Studio type interview on your career and your ideas about porn.
    There'd be a stipend, of course, nothing like what you get for a shoot--but presumably we won't ask you to have sex--and if you need to travel, we can cover that, too.
    So let me know what you think. I'll try posting this a couple times and see if it gets to you if I don't hear back from you at my email.
    I think this could be a great event.

    By the way, do you mind saying where that painting is? Maybe it's a local artist I could approach.
    Actually wondering if I might see you at the Portrait Gallery protest tonight, and if I do, I'll say hi.
    Bernard

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