Sunday, January 31, 2010

BIG SHOE DIARIES: FOOT ART


I know that a lot of my fans are into feet, and specifically my size 15s. I thought I would share this cool picture of a foot tattoo of a dude that was over at my apartment a couple of weeks ago. It's a tattoo of the Pittsburgh skyline. Pretty cool, huh?

ARTISTS I LIKE: JOHN WATERS


I recently attended an art opening of John Waters' visual art. I've long respected and enjoyed his films and it was a blast to see him tackle some other mediums (ie. sculpture and painting). My favorite was of course this hilarious spilled poppers bottle...much bigger than life size. I actually don't like poppers so it really scared me at first. And none of the rich straight people in the room had any idea what it was.

Thursday, January 28, 2010

ARTISTS I LIKE: ERIN MARKEY


Erin Markey is an actress, singer and performance artist based in New York City. Whether she's interpretting Craigslist personal ads, performing as her 78-year old stripper self, or bouncing around the room begging for money to a heavy house beat singing about her dollie that has no labia; she always makes me laugh, seriously intense gut-wrenching laughs. She tours with the Sex Worker Art show a lot and frequently performs in New York City at Joe's Pub and Dixon Place. If you ever get a chance to see her shows or meet her live, do it!
Check this video of Erin singing some Taylor Swift:

Or one of her classic numbers from Puppy Love: A Strippers Tail where you see just how strong she is!

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

COLBY AT MOMA: BAUHAUS, BURTON & OROZCO


While in NYC I had time to swing by the MOMA in order to see the Bauhaus exhibition (which is now closed) and the Gabriel Orozco exhibition. The Bauhaus, like any good Bauhaus show, was detailed and specific and you're into the Bauhaus, you would have loved it. And Orozco is one of my favorites because borrows so much from the natural world-totally worth your time.

However, the Burton show is an utter mess. It's so obvious from every angle that it's a MOMA money-maker with really no other intention. The sketches are strewn up all over the walls. The galleries are far too small with too many people to actually see anything. I got shoved through in about 20 minutes- ick! But the rest is great, so go...and panhandle on your way 'cause that museum is PRICEY!!

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

I SEE ANUS: IDEAS FOR AN EXHAUST PIPE


Need a laugh or two today? Check out the hilarious Helen Lawson Good Time Hour Blog. This post in particular made me giggle, but the whole blog is hilarious. It'll give you shit to laugh about with the people you sexually harass at your office.

Monday, January 25, 2010

I SEE PENIS: GIANT PRINCE ALBERTS!!!


New York City has everything you could possibly want, and more. There are homosexuals, artists, investments bankers, and even bow shops. This adorable little bow shop in midtown Manhattan had all sorts of cute lovely little bows and....giant super gage cock piercings????? Well, I guess the type of people who frequent bow shops are more adventurous than I thought. Eish!!!

COLBY FUCKS ZACH ALEXANDER


I'm headed back from a great trip to NYC. Saw a lot of museums, spent some great time with friends and "friends of Colby" and did some great new scenes with DominicFord.com. Today we filmed a hot scene with Zach Alexander, a very sexy furry bottom dude who LOVED getting fucked. I'll post the scene, but in the meantime, check out a hot vid of him from Cocksuremen.com and the sexy Tristan Jaxx - yum.

COLBY GETS FUCKED BY PARKER LONDON

So, my trip in NYC is going great. I'm having a lot of fun catching up with friends, seeing some awesome exhibits, catching terrible movies, and of course hitting the kinds of fancy gyms that only seem to exist in NYC. I just finished a great shoot for DominicFord.com (my favorite 3d porn site!) with a hot relatively-new-to-porn guy named Parker London. The filming actually happened at this swanky hotel in Long Island City (my first visit there) and the scene was a lot of fun. Parker's very hot and very professional. He topped me in a few great positions but I think I might have hurt my back a little in the final "pile-driver" fuck (alas, hazards of the trade, right). Anyway, I'll keep everyone posted for when it comes up, but check out this hot pic of Parker in the meantime. It's from a three-way bi-sexual scene he did with Cody Cummings...hot!



Sunday, January 24, 2010

COLBY AT THE GYM: DAVID BARTON

(me powerlifting my friend)
I've been working out in NYC with a "friend of Colby" at the beautiful (and sometimes noisy) David Barton Gym. I'm in town for a some new work with some hot models at DominicFord.com, as well as to see the Bauhaus show at the MOMA. We took some fun photos during today's workout. One of my favorite things about the gym is they have a small room shaped like a disco ball where a DJ spins tunes, well above the volume of your Ipod...but the times I've been there the disco music has been pretty good so I'm not complaining. Hi from NYC!

(pushing the ball away)

Thursday, January 21, 2010

JOHN MAGNUM FUCKS COLBY KELLER ON COCKSUREMEN.COM

Happy Friday, guys! And what a happy one it is. Cocksuremen.com is posting my latest vid with them, a very hot scene with the sexy, very muscular and VERY HUNG, John Magnum. As most of you know I LOVE getting pounded by a big hot dick and all the better when it's connected to a hot muscular dude. John gave me quite the pounding! Check out this fun behind-the-scenes video from Cocksuremen to get a little closer to John's big member and then be sure to click the banner on my blog to my right and check out the hot fuck he gives me. I promise you'll cum as hard I did.

ARTISTS I LIKE: JONTE

One of my favorite things to think about when I'm experiencing some sort of super-big, ultra-produced pop culture explosion is the source of the inspiration that brought it into being. A great example is the relationship between Beyonce and her choreographer, Jonte. Jonte packages amazing dance moves for Beyonce that wow her fans and seem to defy the gravity of heels and a woman's body. And she's so pretty that people can't help to gobble up her product. But what I find more compelling is the independent career of her choreographer and friend(she admits that if she were a man, she'd want to be Jonte), who has found a lot of fans in Japan, basically 'cuz he so cute 'n crazy.

His dance moves are phenomenal and inspiring to watch. And I love how he can plow through a sequence looking so rough and tough and then throw on some crazy heels and still look amazing, albeit ridiculous. Check out this live vid from a show in Hiroshima, a fitting place for a performance by someone who seems to clearly have mutated into something very new in dance performance.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

TO BEard OR NOT TO BEard?


So, I've had lots of looks that include some sort of facial hair. I get a range of comments/compliments usually depending the person's preferences for facial hair, but I've never grown anything this ghastly...or talented.



FETISH: SOCK ME OFF???


I'm looking at this Manhunt Gem of a "friend of Colby's." Is this a new fetish? Socking? All the pics in the profile were of his cock in different socks....I'm also curious....and now horny...which is better? Wool or cotton?

Saturday, January 16, 2010

COLBY AT THE GYM


Another sweaty morning at the gym...there's the moment right at the end of a workout (or sex) where it feels so good to be drenched in your own (and someone else's) sweat...and then it reaches the point where it's kinda gross and you need to shower - i think my face is suggesting i was at the transition point in this pic.

Friday, January 15, 2010

FUCKING MACHINES


Hoist de Matthew Barney
Alzothium | MySpace Video

Markus Kirschner, a contributing curator for Ryeberg.com and "friend of Colby," sent a link to this hot video of Matthew Barney (an artist i like) using his huge cock throw some pottery 'til he climaxes. Kirschner then draws a great connection to some of the more "automated" porn sites run by kink.com.


And then go check out one of my favorite porn stars Derek Diamond getting busy with a machine on ButtMachineBoys.com!!!

WHAT R U IN2: ONLINE PROFILE

A "friend of Colby" sent along this fun YouTube video that explores the comic side of what's behind online gay profiles. Enjoy!



Thursday, January 14, 2010

LEGALIZING MALE PROSTITUTION & ROSA PARKS


The HuffingtonPost posted an excellently funny story about the first legal male prostitute in Nevada who likens himself to Rosa Parks:


"It's just the same as when Rosa Parks decided to sit at the front instead of the back. She was proclaiming her rights as a disadvantaged, African-American older woman. And I'm doing the same. I'm actually standing up now, and hopefully I can be supported by the male community and be understood as a person. This actually isn't about selling my body. This is about changing social norms."


I'm with him in spirit, but he lost me in the details.

EVENTS: MAL IN DC


Mid-Atlantic Leather is descending on Washington, D.C. and evidence is everywhere...even in the License Plates on the cars parked in the streets. I love this one - rainbow USMC, rainbow USA and IFIST2 (i think two is supposed to be pronounced like you, where the t is given back to the word, fist). If you've never been to DC for MAL weekend, it's pretty insane. People come from all over the country. There are booths, vendors, events, orgies, etc....Woo hoo.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

SEX WOUNDS: RUG BURN!!!



So, another "friend of Colby" forwarded me some excellent images that show physical proof of his recent sexscapades in the form of rug burn. It's a classic sex wound that anyone who enjoys a hot rough romp on the floor has endured. Whether pounding a hot boy doggie style or riding a rough top, this is one almost everyone encounters. I'm hoping to post a series of sex wounds on the blog....maybe hickees will be next? Anyone else know of some classic (not too graphic injuries I could post)? Feel free to send photos to bigshoediaries@gmail.com if you want your pics to get used in the Sex Wounds series. Take this photo set as encouragement to head out and get some of your own...and then take pictures.

I SEE PENIS: BUFFALO BILL'S MONEY SHOT


I got a postcard from a "friend of Colby" yesterday. Some of you may know this image as a poster used to advertise William "Buffalo Bill" Cody's return to the United States after a successful theatrical show in Paris in the late 1800s, but of course I saw and read something else entirely, a message my friend most likely intended. It is the oh-so-important line from porn, that not only indicates to the audience that the money shot is coming, but cues the cameraman (or cameramen depending on the budget of the shoot) that they need to zoom in and get the cum shot....NOW!!!

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

ARTISTS I LIKE: HOMOCHIC.COM

TRACES HomoChic.com Season 4 Opening Event Flyer from HomoChic.com | Leo Herrera on Vimeo.

So, a friend pointed me to the work of an arts collective in San Francisco known as Homo Chic. I spent an hour watching their videos and listening to their sound experiences. It's informative, sexy and fun. Check out their website!


FUCK THEORY


What happens when theory and fucking meet? Answer: FUCK THEORY, a great blog run by a "friend of Colby" that explores a variety of forms of sex, desire and pleasure in a brainier way than most blogs. The text of the blog is actually photos of notecards with critical statements of/about/for/in support of, etc. fucking. I've attached a photo of my favorite statement about pornography and one that I co-authored for the blog about fucking and irony.


Check them all out on the FUCK THEORY blog!!!




PORN LEADS THE WAY


So in an interesting convergence, last weekend's porn and awards shows in Vegas conveniently occurred the same weekend as the big CES technology show, where they mainstream tech/entertainment market was all about 3D...porns answer, "we're already there." Check out the fun article...the writer must have been straight though as he seems to have forgotten a sizable chunk of the market.

Monday, January 11, 2010

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

ENEMAS FOR NON PORN STARS

Bear Grylls (that name is so hot to me) gives himself a 'guano enema' in a recent Man vs. Wild show while talking some nonsense about the Swiss Family Robinson and referencing Queen Victoria's famous line about submitting and "thinking of England." This is hilarious! And I thought only porn stars needed enemas to survive...more on that behind-the-scenes perspective soon...

NAKED IN ART MUSEUMS


I tried to get naked at the Met for this photo, but the security guard wasn't having any of it (though he did give me his phone number). So sadly your Colby Keller vs. Rodin comparison photo is not as exciting as it should be. Instead it's more of a Rodin vs. Colby Keller/American Apparel/Salvation Army. Ah well.

I SEE PENIS: LONG STRAW


Ok, so this is my second "penis as straw" post, but this one jumped out at me, if you will. At a certain corporate coffee chain, there are two choices of straws. Despite ordering an ill-named smaller version of a chai latte, I of course opted for the larger member of the straw group. And it just flung itself right at me. So I sucked it.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

COLBY & MUSIC: FLORENCE AND THE MACHINE

Have I mentioned that I like music? A good friend in NYC turned me on the Florence and the Machine while I was up for a visit. Their live performances on YouTube are pretty great. Check 'em out!

BROTHER LOVER: DO COMEÇO AO FIM (FROM BEGINNING TO END)

There is a lot of buzz in the porn industry about Bel Ami's new stars and twin brothers, Elijah and Milo Peters (and of course, before them the Visconti Triplets). A lot of people are saying it's the next boundary to be crossed sexually and everyone seems to be hot for crossing this taboo with Bel Ami.

I've met more than a couple people claiming to have experienced a little brother loving, but most of my experiences have been with people who talk about not only emotional, but physical repulsion to the things in their brothers that turn them on in other people (ie. the way their sweat smells, etc.). So, if most people say they are repulsed by their own brothers, why is everyone so keen to watch the Peters boys share their peters with each other? Smells like repression.

Regardless, it's all the rage right now and there's a hot new Brazilian film about the relationship of two brothers that a couple from Australia shared with me last night. You should check out the trailer. The brothers as young men are boner-inducingly HOT!!!



@ALL YOU PORN STARS WHO TWITTER


So, since starting my blog and twitter feed, @ColbyKeller I've noticed that there are a LOT of porn stars who twitter. What do they twitter about? So far, I've only checked out the boys and it's a lot of the expected self- and/or product-promotion, as well as day to day nuances of gym routines, travel, etc. But there's also a lot of twit-flirting between porn stars.

Example:
AlessioRomer @ColbyKeller @ConnerHabib staying @ my Brother Fabi He is out of town . staying @ his Apartment @ Union Square <>

This happened a few weeks back when I was on my way to NYC and the three of us were making a plan to meet up. There was lots of So excited @xyz, etc beforehand. It was a lot of fun and it definitely felt "new."

Anyway, I'll be paying closer attention and finding other things to say about porn stars who tweet, but if you're interested, you should follow us. We're all following each other! ;)

MCCALL'S PATTERN #820



So, I found this cool Raggedy Ann and Andy painting at the thrift store. What's interesting about it is that Raggedy Ann and Andy are black. The only references I could think of in pop culture to the characters were always their white counterparts. But the popularity of the dolls came about because they were usually hand-made with McCall's patterns, so naturally someone made the dolls with different skin colors to match their own children's experience. And that practice took off and spun it's own, less acknowledged, web of black Raggedy Ann and Andy paraphernalia resulting in these adorable and eery little paintings. America through the lens of a thrift store is so fucked up.

Oh, and aren't these Sally Jesse Raphael glasses sexy???? Who's thrifting with me next week???

Monday, January 4, 2010

I SEE PENIS: MEOW

I guess I'm getting in touch with my animal spirits today. Cat videos are undeniably hilarious, but this one really got me going. Is it just me or does anyone else want to dock with this feline phallys? It's a bird, it's a plane, it's....uncut penis cat!!!

BRITISH BOYS WORKING OUT

So, I posted a pic of me working out yesterday that reminded me of my own gym obsessed youth. I came across a hilarious web story about young British guys who are also getting into lifting and gaining weight. I am blaming the stunningly hot models at MenAtPlay for making blokes worry so much about looking ridiculous out of their suits, but it's interesting to notice the cultural shift in Britain towards bigger, buffer bods. I'm sure there's also a relationship at play with that reality show where the crazy lady analyzes unhealthy British people's shit too...Watch the video. I love the reporter talking in the gym while the guys are doing dips in unison. In porn, we call that background sex.

DOG SAVES BOY FROM COUGAR

I admit I'm a bit of a dog person. This story warmed my heart on a really chilly day on the East Coast. Let's hear it for Angel, who saved her 11-year old Canadian kid from being attacked, and probably killed, by a cougar in British Columbia. Good girl, Angel! :)

I SEE PENIS: THRIFT STORE


So, I love thrift stores. I go all the time, sometimes with something in mind but usually I'm just open to whatever I come across. It's kind of beautiful to rummage through America's castoffs and swim in the nostalgia of whatever object-based happiness marketers were selling in any given decade. It's also a great place to find outsider art with a plethora of hand-made objects that, sometimes for good reason, have only been seen previously by a few people.


And of course, I've got dick on the brain, so I couldn't help notice that this porcelain caterpillar looked an awful lot like the five function prostrate massager being advertised on Manhunt....

Sunday, January 3, 2010

COLBY AT THE GYM

So, I love to go to the gym. I've been going pretty regularly since high school when I got out of a Physical Education requirement by doing a gym log. I was required to go one hour a day five days a week. I got so into it that I started going two hours a day seven days a week...at age 16. Needless to say, I enjoy that feeling at the end of the workout, spent and sweaty....and did I mention how sweaty I get? :)

ON THE 10TH DAY OF XMAS...

Colby Keller gave to me,
6 clothed bart simpsons
1 naked tattooed guy
and a chri-ih-ih-ih-ismas tree!

I love this photo!!!

Saturday, January 2, 2010

ARTISTS I LIKE: FRANZ WEST

So, Franz West is another Austrian artist that I really got into after the Baltimore Museum of Art hosted the first U.S. retrospective of his work a couple of years ago. I knew the show was going on to LACMA but I hadn't really thought much about his work until last week. I was walking along the east side of Central Park and saw a piece of his called the Id and the Ego in an outdoor setting at the edge of the Park. What I love about the piece is it's series of seats, connected to spiraling pastel frames. The only thing you can "do" with it is sit down and enjoy the view.


Friday, January 1, 2010

ARTISTS I LIKE: MATTHIAS HERMANN

Long before I started a career in porn, I developed an online communication (I think they used to call these things "pen pals") with an Austrian artist by the name of Matthias Hermann. I'd come across some examples of his work online and was trying to find a book he'd produced. I had to find him and order it directly from him online. His work, which has mostly erotic/male body influences, inspires a lot of my own work, as well as my decision to do porn. He sent me a couple of images from a recent photo shoot of his. If you like them, you should check out his website!

GAY SEX IN SOAP OPERAS



Everyone is talking about the new gay sex scene that appeared on One Life to Live. I just watched and thought I should post it here for everyone's entertainment. It's frankly a bit boring. I didn't mind the "romantic" setup with the candles, but you can't tell who did what to whom...snooze.

HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM BIG SHOE DIARIES!!!

Happy New Year, Readers!! Here's to the best for everyone in 2010! I can't wait to start the new year, with new content and pics and posts from trips and shoots. I hope you're excited too.