Friday, February 26, 2010

JACKMANLY BLOG: ONE DEGREE OF SEPARATION


Apparently I'm involved in some sort of familial conspiracy to take over the porn with Conner Habib, Berke Banks, Girth Brooks and Alessio Romero. Check out the story on JackManly's Blog:

"Colby Keller & Conner Habib aren't new to the biz but both have been keeping busy as though they are new and by doing so they've become a couple of the "it" guys that have emerged in 2010. It seems like a week doesn't go by when at least one of their video appearances hasn't been released and in fact this week they can be seen in three. In going over their run of website and DVD appearances over the last year we realized that their connection to each other is quite intricate. You've heard of that "six degrees of separation" theory? In this case Conner Habib & Colby Keller (and several others as you'll see) are part of a "one degree of separation" network."

What JackManly didn't mention in the article is that several of us are meeting up in Los Angeles this weekend to further develop our plot to take over the porn world....

ART FOR PORN CONTEST ENTRY #5 - BERNARD


Here's a cool example of retro Xerox art with some Colby Colby action going on. I really like how dark and foreboding this one is....it makes me look tough. :)

Remember to vote for your favorite entry by submitting your vote in the Comments section or by emailing bigshoediaries@gmail.com!

Thursday, February 25, 2010

ART FOR PORN CONTEST ENTRY #4 - STACY



This next entry would make for some great wallpaper, don't you think? A crazy patterned layout for all your guests to stare me in the eye for the duration of their visit... :) Thanks to Stacy from Georgia for this fun Colby K Tiles piece.

Remember, to vote, simply leave a comment explaining what you like about the piece or email me directly at bigshoediaries@gmail.com!!!

ART FOR PORN CONTEST ENTRY #3, TANGO


The ART FOR PORN CONTEST continues with this vibrant piece entitled, "Colby" submitted by Tango. Being that I derive a lot of fun and pleasure from my cock, I think this is a great celebration of the body and pleasure. And my hair looks like Pepa's from the Push It video (which I love!).

Remember to vote for your favorites by leaving a comment at the bottom of each entry indicating your vote and what you like about the piece.

You can also email votes to bigshoediaries@gmail.com!!!

ART FOR PORN CONTEST ENTRY #2, JEREMY


This entry is fun and adorable. Porn is so often hard and rough that the gentle moments before/during scenes are sometimes not effectively eroticized. Jeremy did a great job of superimposing a "pre-scene" Colby anticipating some fun with his furry forest friends.

ART FOR PORN CONTEST ENTRY #1, PETER & TOM

I selected three winners and now you, the reader, get to select four more. Vote for you favorite by submitting a specific comment on your favorite entry's unique post and tell us why you liked the piece or send your vote via email to bigshoediaries@gmail.com and I will tabulate them all.

Please don't vote twice for the same piece (you MAY vote for more than one entry if you can't decide). Double voting will be prevented by using the Colby Keller Honor Code (if you have to ask, you're breaking it and you will be punished). Tell your friends to come to the blog and vote. Let's show the world what "democracy" really looks like [with the porn for art contest].

ART FOR PORN CONTEST ENTRY #1


Peter and Tom from Canada-land sent photos of this great lifesize painting from a scene I did on DominicFord.com with Spencer Reed. I love this painting and how the drips suggest at the hot/sweaty mess Spencer and I were making together.



Wednesday, February 24, 2010

PENIS PANTS IN MADRID FASHION SHOW

Check out Isabel Mastache's Penis Pants at 0:57

ISABEL MASTACHE Fall Winter 2010 / 11 Cibeles from NEOMODA on Vimeo.

ART FOR PORN CONTEST - WINNER #3 TECHNICOLOR COLBY

My third selection for winning comes from Ben. He submitted a few pieces, all of which I really liked and I selected the Colby rimming patterned abstractions of men as the third winner, but I've included one of his other drawings in this post.
Remember: readers will be asked to vote for the next four winners. So, pay attention to the blog over the next couple of days and I'll be posting all the other entrants. You'll vote by commenting (and so for that reason I might have to get judicious about excessive anonymous votes - we'll see) at the end of each piece saying you want to vote for it. We'll see how that works!

Congrats to the first three winners and good luck to the rest.

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

ART FOR PORN CONTEST - WINNER #2 CERAMIC ASSES


The next winning entry was submitted by Jeffrey, a ceramic artist in Ohio. He submitted two images of stonewear 3-D tile wall hangings. At first I didn't even recognize what the image was...I thought it was some sort of amorphous landscape...and then, "oh, it's my ass." I have to say one of my favorite things about are are the surprises it can sometimes bring. Great job, Jeffrey!!!

ART FOR PORN CONTEST - WINNER #1 COLBY KELLER PAPER DOLL


Thanks to EVERYONE who participated in the COLBY KELLER ART FOR PORN CONTEST. I received 24 submissions! They were all awesome and creative and I plan to post every single one of them over the next couple of days. As you may recall, I'm selecting 3 winners and I'm going to let you, the readers, vote and select the other three.

J.Bone submitted the Colby Keller Fashion Paper Doll and it was one of my favorites, so he is the first winner in the competition. What I love about this entry is that it combines three things: Colby Keller, fun, and DIY sensibilities. Everyone at home can download this image and make their very own Colby Keller Paper Doll. Great entry!!! Oh and he got the scruff vs. beard option down perfectly!

Check out the blog in the coming days for the rest of the entries.


Monday, February 22, 2010

OTHER AWESOME PORN STARS


Well, it might be a bit much to assume I'm awesome, but you are reading my blog so I get to set some rules. As some of you know I've worked with hot Conner Habib a couple of times now and I LOVE having sex with him. He's also a bright guy and a lot of fun to hang out with after the shoot..and he gives great email. You'll be hearing more about him on the blog, but check out this new interview with him.

LITTLE BROTHER FLASH FICTION


Just read this awesome flash fiction post by Adam about a younger brother's intervention. It's quite good and has a great Ra Ra Riot song embedded with it.

Friday, February 19, 2010

ADDIDANIKE

I showed up in NYC with only one pair of shoes...something about the snow and not having time to pack before the train. I was scheduled to attend the Y-3/Addidas Fashion show and only had Nikes with me - horror of horrors. So I bought some black tape and made a hybrid model so no fashion police would attack me and throw me out. I kind of like them....we need more hybrids.


Thursday, February 18, 2010

MANHUNT DAILY NEWS INTERVIEW


So my pal Dewitt over at Manhunt Daily News asked to an interview with me. He asked me A LOT OF QUESTIONS. Half the answers will bore you to death, but there's one or two that you might like. Check out the interview if you've got seven or eight minutes (I told you-it's LONG!).

ART IN THE SNOW & ICE


I got into an argument about curling today. I was watching Denmark versus USA (women's) after I had changed and some guy went into some rant about how weird a sport it was. I shot back that in a culture of snow and ice, you end up with different priorities and leisure activities. The same could be said of art. There are of course snow sculpture competitions like Sweden's Ice Hotel, above, where artists team up with architects... and then there are the East Coast post-snowpocalypse art installations, like below. I like both!

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

COLBY AT P.S.1

I had a great trip to NYC this past weekend for Fashion Week. I was lucky enough to sneak over to Long Island City to check out the MOMA's P.S. 1 museum which I'd not been to yet. The real treat was a video art installation of at least 200 of the more important video art pieces of the past fifty years. It was overwhelming to say the least. I could have watched screens all day...

I waited through 20 minutes of Warhol's Blue Movie and still didn't get to see any cock. :(

And there was a show called Between Spaces (should have been called Taint) with an underwater pool structure.


More NYC pics coming...

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

ARTISTS I LIKE: BRIAN KENNY, SLAVA MOGUTIN, SUPERM


At the Y-3 Fashion Show in NYC this weekend, I saw Brian Kenny and his boyfriend, Slava Mogutin walk in to the show fashionably late. I have liked Slava's work for some time, and am only starting to discover Brian's. More on Slava later, but Brian is definitely easy to look at...he even makes too much snow (like the near 4 feet we've gotten in the Mid-Atlantic) more bearable.

Saturday, February 13, 2010

COLBY KELLER FUCKS ZACH ALEXANDER

Hey guys! There's a hot new video on the DominicFord website!!!

Friday, February 12, 2010

GUYS WITH GLASSES: NYC IN WHITE

I made it to New York City for the weekend to catch up with old friends and to attend some events for New York Fashion Week. I decided to rock my crazy Sally Jesse Rafaels again at breakfast once I got into the city and then took a quick pic of a jumbo snowman in Harlem (near the Starbucks)...

...New York City's snow was nothing compared to Washington, D.C.'s...

KILLER KONDOM

My snow craziness continues as I keep watching weird condom YouTube videos....NYC here I come!!!

Thursday, February 11, 2010

FILM: KILLER CONDOM

I was having a cabin fever conversation about bad old films we should watch while still snowed in and brought up this ridiculous Austin-based film I'd seen called Teeth, about a young woman with Vagina Dentata. I was joking around telling everyone about my idea for a gay spoof of the film about Anal Dentata (no wikipedia entry for that one) and wondering if there were other such films out there. I was told of a film called Killer Condom and so spent a good chunk of time reading about and watch clips from it.....It's so campy! Enjoy!






And of course the start of the conversation featuring VAGINA DENTATA!!!


RAW FOOTAGE OF SNOW HITTING WHITE HOUSE

I don't know why, but this video is fascinating!


UPDATE!!! PORN FOR ART: ANOTHER CONTEST WITH COLBY KELLER

***FINAL UPDATE: TOMORROW IS THE DEADLINE FOR THE ART FOR PORN CONTEST!!! I'LL BE CHECKING MY INBOX MONDAY MORNING!!

I'm also planning on working with the artists/fans submitting the objects to do something with some of my favorites...maybe some Colby Keller merchandise avail on the blog...if we do it for money, I'll split it 50/50 with the artist...so if you had an idea, you've still got this week/weekend to submit something that might get featured on the blog or on a COLBY KELLER t-shirt. ;)
***UPDATE: ENTRIES ARE ROLLING IN! BE SURE TO GET YOURS IN BEFORE 2/14!!! After shooting recently with DominicFord.com, I was given some more hot porn to give away on the blog. You may recall the first Porn Giveaway where we had a Colby Keller Trivia contest. There were tons of great entries and I've been excited to have another contest.

Since readership seems to be growing and growing, we're stepping it up a notch in terms of the challenge I'm giving you. You can win FREE PORN (HOT 3D PORN WITH GLASSES) FROM DOMINICFORD.COM by submitting "artwork" of/by/about/depicting Colby Keller. Draw your favorite scene. Make a super hero comic strip of Colby saving the planet (or destroying it). Make the prettiest Colby Keller stick figure you can imagine. Create a Colby Keller font. There are no restrictions on content or medium, except that it must be original and of your own making.

***UPDATE: ENTRIES ARE ROLLING IN! BE SURE TO GET YOURS IN BEFORE 2/14!!!

Submit your work by February 14th! Email me at bigshoediaries@gmail.com with attachments or questions on how to submit. Pictures or images of your work may appear on the blog if selected. There will be seven winners. I'll pick three and I'll have the blog readers pick the other four. This should be fun! Can't wait to see everyone else make some porn art. Have fun with it.

MISSED CONNECTIONS IN THE SNOW

The Mid-Atlantic region is COVERED in snow and mass snowball fights are breaking out everywhere!!!

I thought this Craigslist Missed Connection was so sexy and adorable that I couldn't not post it!!!
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/mis/1589560065.html

Meridian Hill Park--red jacket guy - m4m - 29 (U Street)
Date: 2010-02-06, 9:23PM EST
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Hey you were at the big snowball fight between 3 and 4 today. Me and my friends were standing atop the fountain and throwing snowballs at random targets, one of which was you. After some of us hopped off the fountain, we launched a sneak attack against you and you tackled me. Yumm! That was exactly what I wanted you to do. Then you ran away. Shoot me an email.

LAID OFF: NEW COLBY KELLER FILM


Snowed in too? Dreaming of dildo snow angels in your Dubai High Rise? Take some time to read about a newly released film at Manhunt Daily in which I had an incredibly hot 3-way scene with Conner Habib and Girth Brooks. This was a lot of fun to make, as you may recall from some of my earlier posts when I was out in LA in November and it's so fun to see it in completion. Have fun!!!

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

D.I.Y. LUBE

I have found the singular glaring omission in Ellen Lupton's brilliant D.I.Y. book. Do It Yourself Lube - perfect for a day inside while it snows an additional 10-20 inches and you've ALREADY made Snow Dildo Angels...I'm going stir crazy...time to make some lube.

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

SNOWMAGEDDON? DILDO SNOW ANGELS!!!


So, after a crazy weekend of 2.5 feet of snow, we're now experiencing another 10 to 20 inches here in the Mid-Atlantic!!! Crazy. The snow from this weekend hasn't even been plowed yet (the City Governments do not seem to be as effective at plowing as I am). So, what do you do with a bunch more snow and you've ALREADY HAD A SNOWBALL FIGHT and you've ALREADY BUILT A SNOW FORT and you've ALREADY WRESTLED HOT BOYS IN SNOW SUITS TO THE GROUND???MAKE SOME DILDO SNOW ANGELS!!!

Don't ask; just look and laugh.

And here's a the's profile version...


Monday, February 8, 2010

SURREALIST PORN

Given that everyone is going gung-ho on this Porn for Art contest and that many of the entries are very "crafty," I thought I'd share this great link from a fellow art school grad and "friend of Colby" of some crazy surrealist porn, where magic, art and sex collide! Enjoy!!!

BIG FEET LOVES BIG LOVE

If you happen to be following me on TWITTER @ColbyKeller then you know by now that I love HBO's Big Love. I've obsessively watched all three previous seasons and now, knee deep in the snow dump of the mid-Atlantic have caught up on the beginnings of season IV. I've also been reading a lot about the early Mormon movement/migration and have been watching both Hollywood/anti-Mormon films about the Mormons and Mormon-produced historical dramas and biopics.

The show so brilliantly casts polygamists as "other" and almost every single element of prejudice they encounter reads as the same bias faced by LGBT folks. Additionally, the cast and writing are so spot on and believalbe. If you haven't watched, Colby HIGHLY recommends you netflix it now and catch up to Season 4 with me. ;)

I also love the new opening credits which features a band I used to really be into called the Engineers (the original 2005 version of the song is featured below with the Opening Credits. Enjoy and yes, Colby recommends.




Saturday, February 6, 2010

COLBY KELLER VS. PAUL WAGNER


A fun post from the Porn Blog, Gay Porn Obsession where I get compared to Hot House hottie, Paul Wagner. I agree with the post. We should have a Colby/Paul scene flip fuck scene. Anyone wanna film it? Anyone?

Friday, February 5, 2010

COME TO MY TEMPLE, SIT ON MY THRONE


Excited about Valentine's Day? Sexually excited about Valentine's Day? Head to Mildred's Temple Kitchen in Toronto for their special Valentine's Day Bathroom Sexcapades. Yes, they are telling people it's okay and encouraging them to hook up in the bathroom. A naughty French maid is keeping things clean le toilette. I gather it's a mostly straight restaurant so I'm hoping they have high chairs and "family friendly" bathrooms. I must say I've always wanted to bend a hot dude over a diaper changing station...

Thursday, February 4, 2010

ARTISTS I LIKE: BRUCE GUESWELL (CHIPOTLE)


Unless you're a big fan of Mayan-influenced sculpture and you live in the great state of Colorado, you probably don't know who Bruce Gueswell is. However, if you have visited an urban city or college town in the United States, you've probably seen his work. Bruce is responsible for the production of all the Mayan-influenced sculptures you see at the Chipotle restaurants. Why do I know this? Because I eat at Chipotle ALL THE TIME. I eat there easily four or five times a week (that's a lot of burrito bowls, tacos, and salads). It tastes good, it's high in protein (xtra meat please) and it's not like other fast-food chains.


You should know by now that I am a huge Chipotle advocate. In addition to using sustainable/recycled construction materials and having cute quirky sculpture and a very simple design (simple is always best), they continue to improve their relationship with sustainable agriculture by promoting animal husbandry (ie 100% of the chicken and pork is naturally raised) and acquiring local produce. At the retail level, that's saying quite a bit...plus, the people who work there are always happy (in 2010 no less).

Oh and...the music doesn't suck. It's actually quite good. I listen to a lot of music and I'm a bit of a snob, especially when it comes to the cheap corporate shit that's piped into most chains. Whoever is curating the sound at Chipotle is awesome...and I wanna share a burrito and playlists with them.

*** FYI - this is not a solicited plug for Chipotle, but if anyone knows anyone at corporate, I will gladly do solicited plugs for free burritos and guacamole. Write me at bigshoediaries@gmail.com (I'm not kidding). :)

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

PORTIS WASP INTERVIEWS COLBY KELLER

So, there's this stylishly fun blog in Scotland run by a character named Portis Wasp. He just interviewed me about porn, art and...well, stuff. It was a lot of fun and he's posted photos of some of my older art work with the interview, as well as one of the submissions from the art for porn contest that is still happening (submissions are rolling in - February 14th is the deadline).

Check out the interview! Below is one of my old sculptures, Bullet, 2008.

BEARS & PEACHES

Just plain fun...bears and peaches...it's an enchanted forest.

CREMOSO from juanjo martinez on Vimeo.

FASHION: THROW SOME TONY AROUND


In addition to Tony Ward being ridiculously hot, he also works on some of the coolest projects. Check out this amazing interactive push for new Wrangler Blue Bell Jeans...click on it already, it's so cool! You get to unzip his jacket and drag him across the room. It's as likely a good direction for porn as 3D in my opinion. Imagine pulling porn actors around like this to different fuck/suck scenarios. Have fun!!!

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

OBB - OTHER BLOGGERS' BUSINESS: ALEX WILCOCK

A special thanks for some kind words from London-based blogger, Alex Wilcock. I'm taking the liberty to paste his text-love for the BigShoeDiaries here (I wonder if Alex knows about my thing for guys with glasses who used words like obscure as a verb):

The Internet is for Porn (and I’m for Colby Keller)

This one also started off as porn and is often funny, but it’s not a cartoon, it’s a porn star’s very engaging blog about his life in the recession. His headline pic on his Big Shoe Diaries is naked, partially obscured by a “Will Fuck For Food” sign; the background to his Twitter account, on which at present he’s fully clothed, is him surrounded by his books. Come on, you like him already, don’t you? Some pages are indeed safe for work, but you’re probably safer assuming they’re not: though he frequently discusses his visits to art galleries and museums, ‘I went there for the art’ may not stand up to close examination when it doesn’t go down well with your system administrator. Look out, too, for mentions of his friend Conner Habib, who is funny, an academic and another very hot films chap. Do you get many of those? Anyway, Colby was recommended to me by a friend in one of those late-night wide-ranging Doctor Who, food and porn online discussions one has, as someone who’s funny, intelligent, and also very sexy, not plucked to within an inch of his life, and looking like he’s enjoying himself. And after a few days of looking at the pictures, you might start reading what he has to say, too.
Thanks for spreading the good message, Alex.

Monday, February 1, 2010

MUSICIANS I LIKE: ABSoto

As many people gear up for the SuperBowl this Sunday, I'm gearing up for the SuperBowl of Fashion (NY Fashion Week) in two weeks. I'm really excited to be in NYC again and I'm going to see the Y-3/Addidas show and meet up with some great friends. To pump me up for the trip, I found this ADORABLE (they're tiny in comparison to me, thus adorable) fashion-obsessed gay hipster group out of Los Angeles called ABSoto. Check out their funky video and blog.

SUPERBOWL FREE OF MANCRUNCHING

The Huffington Post pointed me to a very funny dating site ad that will NOT be aired during the Superbowl. So, all you gay men who watch professional sports will need to educate yourselves now about this exciting new dating site called Mancrunch...otherwise you might miss it.

ManCrunch Super Bowl Commercial from Ed Kennedy on Vimeo.