COLBY KELLER'S BOOK NOOKIE: CHRISTIAN BöK

I've been reading a great book of poetry by Christian Bök called Eunoia. The book is divided by vowel (a e i o u) into chapters of poems using words with only that vowel. Here is a perfect Friday afternoon poem for readers of this modest little porn blog....

EUNOIA, by Christian Bök

from "Chapter O", for Yoko Ono, page 61

Porno shows folks lots of sordor -- zoom-shots of

Bjorn Borg's bottom or Snoop Dog's crotch. Johns

who don condoms for blowjobs go downtown to

Soho to look for pornoshops known to stock lots of

lowbrow schlock -- off-color porn for old boors who

long to drool onto color photos of cocks, boobs,

dorks or dongs. Homos shoot photos of footlong

schlongs. Blond trollops who don go-go boots flop

pompoms nonstop to do promos for floorshows.

Wow! Hot blonds who doff cotton frocks show off

soft bosoms. Hot to trot, two blonds who smooch

now romp on cold wood floors for crowds of mo-

rons, most of whom hoot or howl: whoop, whoop.

I DREAM OF COLBY

A "friend of Colby" pointed me to a fun blog post from Boy Wonder from a couple of years ago. It's about a dream with me in it-creepy and fun!!!

"Last night I had this weird and awesome dream. In it I actually met my current porno actor crush ... Colby Keller.

I can't even remember how Colby ended up entering the dream. Suddenly I am there with him on the set of a new porno shoot. They haven't started yet and he's hanging out with whoever he's doing the scene with. I go up and start chatting with him. He's super cool, a little nerdy and totally handsome in person. I mention that someone I know was at a party with him in D.C. He tells me about growing up in Chicago and that his folks moved to D.C. and that's why he was there. We chat some more and then I ask him out and he says "Yes." We make tenative plans to get together for dinner or coffee ... and then I woke up.
So, how sad is it that I had this dream?"

The only problem...I don't drink coffee, so it was definitely dinner.

FREAKY FRIDAY: GAY CHRISTIAN ONLINE (WEBSITE)

I've decided to start a new series of posts on Friday called Freaky Friday where I point readers to crazy things I've found on the internet that inspire everything from awe and wonder, to fear and dread.

Gay Christian Online is a website hosted by a gay Christian who hopes to encourage other gay and lesbian Christians to focus their energy not only on their spiritual development, but also on the development, health and attractiveness, of their bodies. There are self-help posts on health, athleticism, body care, body hair, shaving, teeth, breath and more. The website boasts a fascinating array styles from ornate borders and Michelangelo-meets-Disney web banners to illumated letters (straight out of medieval manuscripts) and hair-less, faceless torsos. Today's recommended reading is a self-help/suggestion article on what to do with body hair, but the whole website is worth a read.

"Men, if you do not have a natural "treasure trail" (a trail of body hair running from your belly button downward) but want one, you can trim your body hair to create one. Trim the body hair very short on the left and right side of your stomach, leaving a strip about one quarter to one half inch wide running downward from your belly button; or, trim a strip running the entire length from your chest, to your belly button, and on downward."

Can I get an Amen?

MILITARY DUDES DANCING TO LADY GAGA'S TELEPHONE

I'm a little late to this re-make of the Lady's Gaga's Telephone video in Afghanistan, but wow am I glad I found it. Be sure you make it to 1:37 when "beyonce" appears!!! This week is all about the military and homosocial space it seems! Grease the pole!

UKRAINIAN BODIES ARE GOOD FOR...

Porn and drag, I guess...half my ethnic heritage is Ukrainian. You can imagine my big feet and strong back helping to plow the bread basket of Europe. It's a also a good body type for pornography. Wonder what else Ukrainian bodies are good for?

Check out this INSANE Ukrainian drag performance from 2007 Eurovision to see what other types of post-modern activities Ukrainian bodies are good for...I'm wondering what sorts of genetic anthropomorphic skill sets led to Verka Serducka's talent...

I SEE PENIS: HOMOEROTIC SIGNS

The Huffington Post collected a few really great photos of some homo-erotic signs. This one from Italy is my favorite!

"GREASE THE POLE!"

Hundreds of naval cadets chanted for a greased pole this past weekend in Annapolis as the plebes climbed to the top. I can't agree more. I myself never climb any poles that haven't been greased down to the base. How impressive that these plebes could handle it!!! Go Navy (as they say).

NEW BEHIND THE SCENES PHOTOS FROM MASSIVE STUDIOS

Hey guys. Remember I was in SF a few weeks back for three shoots (two with Massive Studios and one with Mustang). Here are a couple of behind the scenes photos that JOHN BRUNO took. You'll be able to see the whole scene soon at http://www.massivestudio.com/ so keep an eye out on the blog for when it hits. These are from a scene I did with Brandon Bangs....hot man! He has a great cock and we had some good chemistry that will show on screen for sure.

PHOTOS BY JOHN BRUNO - WWW.MASSIVESTUDIO.COM

contemplating...

you want me to pull it out?

aren't his eyes pretty? :)

MORNING WOOD: COLBY AND TYLER

Ok, one quick fuck before we finish our work. Happy Friday!

LITTLE CITY: BIG STARS

So, for those of us who DON'T live in NYC and LA, celebrity spottings are a lot less frequent. Carrie Bradshaw does not bump into us perusing organic pears at Whole Foods in Chelsea and we're not having brunch on patios within earshot of the new "It girl" and her BFFs.

In Baltimore, we have filmmaker and artist, John Waters. He splits his time now between NYC and P-town and his native Charm City. And here, I see him at openings, film festivals, City Cafe, on the street...it's kind of awesome. And in many ways, Waters defines Baltimore or what most people know of it. I'm wondering what other smaller cities and towns have a singular celebrity who you not only see on the street, but who represents the idea of the town itself.

Like, if Kelsey Grammer actually lived in Seattle...would that count? Thoughts from people who don't live in major cities with multiple celebrities? Who is your John Waters?

HOT REAL SEX: MARCO BLAZE AND LEVI POULTERS

So I love amateur sex tapes, especially the kind leaked by people who have sex on camera for a living....there's much more passion and intensity and you get to see what kind of fuckers/lovers porn stars really are in them. There is one now on the Manhunt Daily blog of Marco Blaze fucking Levi Poulters that got me rock hard. I tried to embed it but the hosting site said the video might be getting pulled down, but as of this morning you could still watch it here. Whip it out and enjoy!

WORK SUCKS!!!

from Laid Off (3way scene with Conner Habib and Girth Brooks)

Sometimes work sucks...you don't want to wake up...you don't want to shave or shower or get dressed or eat breakfast...sometimes rupaul is not singing in the background (maybe that's just me)...you just wanna say fuck it all...but you go, 'cause you feel lucky to have a job, a paycheck, healthcare, whatever...hats off to everyone making it out there today...and pants off in the office bathroom and shoot a load for yourself today.

COLBY CAKE!!!

He he he...So, Robert from @RealGuysExposed posted a great pic of J. Bone's rendition of a Colby Keller Paper Doll as a Colby Cake he made for John! Ha ha ha ha ha!!! Eat it up!!!

GAY SEX WORKERS GET THE SHAFT

In light of the most recent gay male sex worker scandal, Sean Bugg wrote an opinion piece about sex workers and society's attitudes towards them that really resonated for me and I thought I would share:

"We're[the gay community] not an island separate from mainstream culture — we're not immune from making the same judgments and condemnations about the sex workers in our community, whether they base their work on the Internet or on the streets. As someone who has long believed that the criminalization of prostitution inevitably leads to the mistreatment of sex workers — the people who need protection the most are able to find it the least — I've often been surprised by the disdain and disinterest with which too many LGBT people view sex workers.

Read the rest here.

EVENTS: NYC ONE WOMAN SOLO MUSICAL

Based on Google Analytics (which I use to monitor who visits the blog and how often - hello Winnipeg...and Toronto!!!), I thought I would mention a fun event happening this week in NYC that I would be attending if I didn't have previous engagements.

Erin Markey's solo musical Puppy Love: A Stripper's Tail is running for two more nights (May 19th and May 22nd) at PS 122. I've written about her before on the blog in the Artists I Like segment and this musical is something I hope to one day see in person and in its entirety. The shows are at 9:00 p.m. and you can get tickets here.

Insider's Information: I have it on good authority from an anonymous "friend of Colby" in Manhattan that there are some fun and sexy men organizing an outing for the Wednesday (5/19) performance followed by drinks at Eastern Bloc...so, tag along if you're close to the city and are looking for something awesome to do!!!

ARTISTS I LIKE & BOYS WITH BEARDS: NICK AITKEN

I just noticed that the March/April issue of the gay Frenchie mag, PREF features a "friend of Colby" out in San Francisco and some of his recent photography mult-self-portraits (they are hot!!!). If you like the Artists I Like posts and boys with beards, then you will love the combo of Nick's work and his look. He does some really cool fashion photography and has a great website (lots of fun visuals). You can check out more from the online version of PREF but you have to be a member. The issue also features, Johnny Hazzard, another "friend of Colby" and porn performer with whom I may be working later this summer...details TBA.

INTO THE GREEN WORLD: PORN STAR LEARNS FROM NATURE

What started out as an "I SEE BEAVER" post with lots of gnawed off timber turned thoughtful as returns to nature almost always do. Much like Shakespeare's characters in the Elizabethan world thrust into the unpredictable forest, the gay male porn star ruminates on society's rules and regulations about sex and their antithetical relationship to nature (and I'm not talking about homosexuality...a very natural, very common occurrence). I'm talking about 7 year old girls dancing way too sexy for creatures without pubic hair. Did someone see Little Miss Sunshine and not get that the strip tease was ironic??

COLBY INTERVIEW: THE TOPHER LEWIS BLOG

If you haven't bored too much of reading interviews with Colby, here's another one from the sweet and lovely Topher Lewis blog. He covers a lot of music too if you're interested in reading beyond my Q & A.... Thanks, Topher!

BOYS WITH BEARDS: JOHN FROM AUSTIN

Happy Monday! It's time for another sexy boys with beards post. This is John from Austin and he was very eager to be a Boys with Beards model this week. He also submitted a photo of his sexy side tattoo...no beard there, but I let it slide. Hopefully you won't mind either.

John is also keen to organize a "tubing with Colby Keller" trip sometime this summer in Texas. Hopefully, it'll be a bit more relaxed (and successful) than the failed bar tweet-up I tried earlier. Who doesn't love tubin???

COLBY AS FOODIE: DANDELION WINE UPDATE

The Dandelion Wine Project is moving forward. It's been a couple of weeks now and was time to check in and "affect" the process. It looks much less gross in person!

VERSION 2.0 COLBY: FANTASTIC FORESKIN

I'm still astounded by what people can do online to re-process digital content and make it different and new. Check out the super hot write up of my Real Guys Exposed scene by PornoBobbie at the Fantastic Foreskin website. He includes photos of his hot uncut cock jacking to my video...tres interactive!!!

photo from pornobobbie and www.fantasticforeskin.com

"These are a few pics of me stroking my uncut cock to Colby. I was so fuckin hard and turned on by the scene that I HAD to take some pics of all the fun I was having. I’ve been meaning to show pics of my uncut cock for the longest time and now that there is a great blog/website that is foreskin heavy it was only a matter of time before my precious man tool make an official debut :P"

BOYS WITH BEARDS: CHET

Here's another smoking hot boy with beard and "friend of Colby" named Chet. As the weather is getting better and better here on the East Coast, everyone is getting ready for the beach. I can't wait for some fun in the sun...maybe with Chet...in less clothing.

N2N & NAKED KOMBAT...COMING SOON!!!

So, an awesome "friend of Colby" is sending me some fun N2N Bodywear for a photo project for the blog. So soon, I'll have some hot photos of me in a few different items to post to the blog for everyone's enjoyment. Also, I just got work that I'll be returning to San Francisco for another Naked Kombat scene. Let's hope my opponent this time can keep up better than Dakota Fan...I mean Rivers.

NERDIEST CELEBRITIES...NERDIEST PORN STARS

So, the Huffington Post did a fun write-up of the nerdiest celebrities and I think I might do the same for the Nerdiest Porn Stars, but I think I need some help before I write the article. I might even try and interview them briefly.

Who are, in your opinion, the nerdiest porn stars? Male? Female? I'm open to covering anyone.

Example #1 of Nerdiest Celebrities: Queer as Fuck Rachel Maddow

Maddow concentrated on public policy at Stanford and won a Rhodes Scholarship to study philosophy at Oxford. She was the first openly gay Rhodes Scholar. At Oxford, she wrote a thesis titled "HIV/AIDS and Health Care Reform in British and American Prisons."

ARTISTS I LIKE: GRESYON MICHAEL CHANCE

Greyson Michael Chance is adorable. Check out this amazing rendition of Lady Gaga's "Paparazzi" at his school music recital. Wait for the end when he turns to the camera and smiles.

PORN STARS EXPOSED: NEW COLBY KELLER INTERVIEW

Greeting from Boston! I'm having a great time exploring the city and will have some fun photos to publish when I get back later tonight. In the meantime, if you want to learn EVEN MORE about how I answer questions, take some time to check out an interview I did with the sexy British blogger @BeefyMuscle for his Blog - Porn Stars Exposed. Phots from the Interview thanks to Greg Endries and MyDirtyLens.Tumblr.com!

JET BLUE FLIGHTS $10: BOSTON HERE I CUM!!!

You may have read about the 10th Anniversary $10 Flights from Jet Blue...I jumped on it and I bought one to Boston. I'm heading out tomorrow morning and then back on Wednesday evening....a quick stint. What should I do? Is there amazingly cheap clam chowder somewhere? Baked Beans and Boston Cream Pie that are out of this world? Also, any recommendations on how to manage the T/public transport? This will be my first Boston trip evah! Wicked excited here.

Thought this, the only Bee Gees song I know, was fitting.

POSTCARDS FROM SAN FRANCISCO: PORN STARS EVERYWHERE

So, I mentioned that San Francisco was packed with porn stars, right? My roommate was Girth Brooks, who I worked with in that hot 3way with Conner Habib in Laid Off for Mustang. Some of you may know that Girth is straight and I walked in on him "reading" Penthouse while we were staying together. I took a picture it was so funny.

I ran into Spencer Reed, who I worked with at DominicFord in the hotel and we talked a bit about the East Coast and working for different porn companies. He's looking big and muscley as ever.

Conner Habib, my scene partner in a couple of films now with DominicFord and Mustang, met up with me for coffee and talked about his graduate work...so cute AND smart.

And I ran into Zach Alexander at the leather store which had the most fascinating fitting room I've ever been in...the dancer pedestal available to completely objectify yourself and whatever you're trying on next to the mirror...awesome. I also did three scenes (two for Massive and one for Mustang)...a porn-packed trip.

ARTISTS I LIKE: SCISSOR SISTERS

I know they're nothing new but I was really bummed out by the last album and so I'm really excited the new sound...and I'm glad they "worked" hard on it. I think it shows.

INDUSTRIOUS BEAVERS: LARGEST DAM ON RECORD

I should preface this post with some inside information. As a child, I loved beavers and was obsessed with them. I told people they were my spirit animal and I did my best to embody their industrious and hard-working nature. One of the many things I love about beavers is their ability, like humans, to completely re-architect the landscape.

So, I got uber-excited when I found out that the largest beaver damn ever (850 metres long) was discovered in northern Alberta, Canada. The dam, started in the 1970s could event be a 1km wide and is visible from space!!! The scientists also report a re-population of beavers in general in Canada and the United States. Go Beavers Go!

POSTCARDS FROM SAN FRANCISCO: LAURENT CHAMPOUSSIN'S IMAGES OF CHURCH OF THE ASSUMPTION

So one my new artist crushes noticed my reference to the Church of the Assumption yesterday and sent along his own breath-taking images of the Church.

Did I mention I also ran into Spencer Reed & Chris Porter? I think every gay porn actor in the industry is in San Francisco right now!!!

POSTCARDS FROM SAN FRANCISCO: TOM WOLFE AND CINCO DE MAYO

Still having a GREAT week in San Francisco and it's been INCREDIBLY busy out here. Today I filmed a VERY VERY HOT scene with porn newcomer, Tom Wolfe. All I have to say is that man has some powerful thighs (as seen in the above photo where he's doing to Rod Daily what he did to me!!!). Damn. I've also got some fun stories about his rural upbringing that I'll share once he sends me the photos. He is also dating the incredibly hot Chad Manning. It was fun talking to him about having a fellow porn star boyfriend (I always find these pairings to be fascinating).

I also went to Mr. S's Leather store to get fitted for another scene and ran into hottie Zach Alexander, who was there to buy some chaps for himself. :) He looked GOOD in them.

Oh and I have a VERY FUNNY STORY I'll post soon about former co-star Girth Brooks, who I'm sharing a room with here in San Francisco....Off to stills shoot for the Mustang vid.

POSTCARDS FROM SAN FRANCISCO: CHURCH OF THE ASSUMPTION AND MR. S LEATHER STORE

Modern religion and modern sex on the same day for Colby? So, I'm in San Francisco this week for a couple of films, and my hotel is just a couple of blocks from the beautiful modernist Church of the Assumption. I walked by this morning and despite the renovation/construction, it's a beautiful structure....and then I headed to Mr. S's Leather Store for a fitting for tomorrow's scene. Pretty funny juxtaposition...

POSTCARDS FROM SAN FRANCISCO: BRANDON BANGS & TAQUERIA CANCUN

Greetings from San Francisco!

I forgot to mention that I am out in California this week for some new work with Mustang and Massive Studios. I just finished a hot scene today where I bottom for relative porn newcomer, Brandon Bangs. He's a very sexy, beefy red head with a hot uncut dick. We definitely had some fun together. He's pictured above with another "friend of Colby," Jake Steele.

It's cold here and I never seem to get San Francisco weather right. I need to get a jacket and tonight I'm going to try out a restaurant called Taqueria Cancun, recommended by today's Boys with Beards star, Nate...we'll see if his taste in food is as good as his beard photos.