Friday, July 30, 2010

SUMMER IN THE CITY: RANDOM NYC COLBY PICS

colby cares - the green edition - colby and his giant feet team up with super earth to stamp out greenhouse gasses!

spokes-colby: colbyvision - in 3D!

10000 leagues under colby - colby goes behind bars and plunges to extraordinary depths to solve the worlds greatest mystery - is that fuckin well plugged yet? well if it ain't colby may have just the tool to fix it!

colby loves the drags and the drags love him (robin banks! get it!? - more like the banks be robbin' us!)

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

"DOABLE VS. DATEABLE"


Apparently, I'm a model of behavior for providing a diversity of looks...for one's Manhunt profile. Check out the cute story.

GAY CUDDLE HIPSTER PORN

So, I'm sure most of you know the buzz about Travis Mathew's new gay hipster cuddle porn, "I Want Your Love." But I want to know who's watched it and what you think about it....I watched the preview on Naked Sword and it just read as kind of gay romantic comedy L word-y...I eventually popped a boner once they start fucking, but I'm not sure I would seek it out as a porn experience. The cum sequence though, is really hot!!!

Oh, and this is my first attempt at "reviewing porn" and you may see me doing as much in a more substantial way fairly soon....details TBA.

Sunday, July 25, 2010

BOYS WITH BEARDS: DEVIN

Another "friend of Colby" from NYC, Devin sent along a host of hot sexy scruffed to bearded pics for the Boys with Beards segment of the blog. Enjoy!






Friday, July 23, 2010

AUSTRALIAN SEX PARTY!!!


So, Australia has a new Sex Party getting involved in the political process!!! Awesome and hot. Who wants to elect me chair of America's Sex Party??

COLBY DOPPELGANGER: LEEDS



So, there's a Colby Doppelganger in Leeds. Thanks loads to Tom for his furtive foto finagling and these adorable pics!!!

"Hi! Per your request on twitter, here are those sneaky photos I
snapped of your Leeds based Doppleganger. I've never seen him before
but boy do I hope to see him again! I found him in the World Cinema
aisle in HMV - I pretended to read the blurb on the back of the
Chungking Express DVD (which, coincidentally, is one of my favourite
films) whilst I pointed my iPhone's camera at him and covertly clicked
away. I hope you're impressed, I think the photo(s) turned out well,
all things considered!"

Thursday, July 22, 2010

COLBY'S SALTY CARAMELS - OPEN FOR BUSINESS


Ok, folks I've been talking about it for a while, but I'm finally ready to sell "Colby's Salty Caramels." I'm offering 12 porn-star-hand-made, porn-star-hand-wrapped goat butter salty caramels for the LOW LOW price of $20.
Orders by the dozen can be placed at bigshoediaries@gmail.com and I'll send a paypal request to email account. Additional charges for non-U.S. address shipping may apply!

GIRLS & GAY PORN: EMMY'S TUMBLR



For those of you who don't already know, women love gay porn. Lots of women. I've been thinking about exploring the sociological phenomena on the blog and I think I've got my first in. A blogger/artist named Emily has created a piece of art (for her wall, I presume) that's inspired by an image from the blog of me holding a dildo-like object from a thrift store.

More to cum on ladies and gay porn but enjoy Emma's blog and photo!!!

Adorably, Emma has dubbed me "cutie-pie":

"Oh hey…just me and cutie pie here.He isn’t done yet. The part my hand is covering will be another color. I’m thinking purple….cause he is gay. GET IT?!?!?! I’m so incredibly clever.

**I almost censored that last part out. I had to talk myself out of it because this was the WHOLE POINT of this blog with very little followers. ALSO, can you see I tried to do the braided headband thing? I kind of like it. "

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

I SEE PENIS: A TRAIN


A regular reader, Legend, submitted this awesome I SEE PENIS entry:

"A friend invited me to his new apartment in Upper Manhattan. In order to get there, you take the A train to 'Dyckman' and go one block above this cross street."

Tee hee. Tee hee.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

WHEELCHAIR PORN


So, my both my best friend Jack and my dad are in wheelchairs right now...Something is definitely going around. Be careful, people!!!

COLBY'S RIDE: EFFICIENCY


I think I would fit, but I might have to put one of my legs over into the passenger side...

Monday, July 19, 2010

MONDAY MONDAY: FAGNEY AND GAYCEY

Happy Monday, everyone! This is ridiculous and, I thought, hilarious! Good with morning pastries...like Bear Claws, or Jelly doughnuts...

I SEE PENIS: THRIFTING WITH COLBY

You all know how much Colby loves thrifting!!! Well, I found some crazy things this past weekend. Check out this horse and his boy (not what C.S. Lewis had in mind of course).


And then of course....some more penis.

Sunday, July 18, 2010

MELON MADNESS

Keeping with the gourd-y fruit, "friend of Colby" Gabe decided to have his own little melon party and send some pictures of his canary/cassaba melon extravaganza. Mmmmm....melon juice.

Saturday, July 17, 2010

ARTISTS I LIKE: CALDER SINGER


Named for the famous American sculptor, my friend Calder has been growing by leaps and bounds in his performance and art practice. He's a NYC native and an Oberlin Conservatory student and a "friend of Colby" for a couple of years now. I'm really liking a lot of the work he's been producing and the associations he's been making. If you live in NYC, you've probably seen him sneaking in to clubs in amazing outfits or walking around the streets of lower Manhattan in costumes that shock and inspire. On top of being completely adorable, he's a very talented musician and artist with the confidence of someone 15 years his senior. You'll be seeing more from him, I'm sure. But for now, enjoy the vulnerability!




Calder's character...
Peace...

COLBY'S RIDE: CRUISING AT THE BEACH


I think my outfit was a little too casual for this one, but I did my best to see if the owner would part with it for a couple of hours...to no avail. ;(

Friday, July 16, 2010

COLBY KELLER AND BRANDON BANGS

So, you guys may have heard of Massive Studios. It was bought in the past couple years by Falcon Studios and some of the work I've done for them is now available on the Falcon website. The best way to find John Bruno's awesome work with Massive, would be to click on the banner to the right for Laid Off by Mustang and to use the Falcon Search Engine to look up "Colby Keller" and a few of the scenes will come up, including this one I did recently with Brandon Bangs. He was quite the hottie and the red heads have been turning my heads ever since. See what happens when ginger and fire crotch cum together...


"When I throw a relative rookie like Brandon Bangs in with a seasoned performer like Colby Keller, I just hold my breath and hope for the best. Luckily these two connected right away and played to each other’s sexual palates. Their scene begins kinda sweet with the two of them making out like horny teenagers before Brandon grabs a hold of Colby’s thick cock and sucks in a mouthful. Colby is soon returning the favor, clamping his lips tight around his buddy’s uncut dick relishing its girth and the fleshy overlap on the tip. Then Colby kneels before the divine altar of Brandon’s bunghole and dives tongue-first into the sacred crack. He digs in deep as Brandon feels every lick, both men moaning with pleasure. Brandon then gets in position and drills Colby’s hole with his tool, doing such a good job that the big man is beggin’ for more. Ready to finish up, Brandon and Colby stand side by side and stroke themselves off, proudly unloading two hefty shots of cum."

Thursday, July 15, 2010

I SEE PENIS: DON'T JUDGE A CLAM BY IT'S COVER

This is just too easy for words. How can anyone not see the big uncut cock and huge hard nuts on this thing. I also LOVE watching the "gooey ducks" shoot after they've been extracted. Man, I'm horny...weird.


THE "FELINE" BIG SHOE DIARIES: MEOW!


If this cat had a blog, you know what the title would be.

EINSTEIN ON THE BEACH


Another way to keep cool this summer? Quantam physics with a hot daddy!

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

SQUARE MELONS?!?!?!?


Again I apologize for the obsession with melons, but I just can't help myself. I wake up dreaming about them...or having nightmares. What!?!?! Square melons??? Hmm....good for storage.

SOLVE THE OIL SPILL PROBLEM WITH A SONG???

This guy is adorable and hot and talented and he cares about our future. And he's singing a song to the politicians. The song is great. Watch out MTV! C-SPAN may have found its new target.

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

ART IN YOUR UNDERWEAR


Does anyone else work in their underwear? I have to say that one of the best parts of working in my studio/apartment on my own art is that I can wear whatever I want (even if that's nothing). My favorite work ensemble is of course, underwear...or when it's chilly, my underwear and a shirt. I'm incredibly productive in this attire. It makes me wonder how productive people would be in corporate America if they felt the same freedom of dress. Some people would probably thrive...but I bet they wouldn't be the people who are thriving now. Maybe???

TYPES OF MELONS: MELON MAN

In addition to the waterpark, I think melons are one of the best ways to keep cool in the summer heat. Three years ago, I had a Santa Rosa Melon from my local Safeway that completely blew me away and changed my whole perpsective on melons. Since then, I've been on the quest for the perfect melon and it's the season to celebrate. I'm tired of honey dew and cantaloupe, and the ubiquitous watermelon. I want more melons, new melons, now melons...anybody have a favorite melon or melon recipe to recommend???

Monday, July 12, 2010

BIG SHOES MEAN BIG FEET

If big shoes are good for one thing. . . its stomping.

Just ask my poor downstairs neighbor! Anyone who knows me, knows the sound of my approach first. For one lucky pornstar, big feet (and their ability to crush anything beneath them) introduced me to one surprisingly enjoyable yet particularly confounding fetish.

Several years back, bored and surfing an online hookup site, I opened my empty inbox to discover an urgent message from a 19 year old hunk trapped in the suburbs. Believe it or not, I don't get a lot of responses from this particular online site, so I was initially a little shocked. I didn't believe the boy was real: 6'2", 19 years old, legitimate fratboy, complete with 6 pack and an enormous python of a cock--10 inches long at least and wrist thick.

Needless to say, young, hung fratboys don't usually exist in the real world let alone proposition me for sex. The kid was not only interested, but eager enough to drive an hour to meet me. . . a new one for Mr. Keller. And surprise! Exactly an hour later I get a knock on my door! And he's real!

Of course there was a sticking point, so to speak. Turns out he isn't interested in me so much as my size 15s. And, sadly, he doesn't fuck. He's still waiting for Mr./Ms. Right before he'll do anal. What he does want, is to get stomped.

After making sure that I thoroughly wash my feet with soap and hot water, we both tentatively removed each others clothes. He lay down on the bed below me and indicated that I should do the same. He wanted me to completely cover his face with both my feet. No sooner did my toes hit his forehead, then his whole body buckled, both eyes rolled back, his cock stiffened. He began to frantically jack off, sucking my toes first, then briefly up to my cock and back down again. He then asked if I would stand on his chest with my full weight on top of him. It took about 3 seconds before my calf was drenched in cum.

We've since met a few more times, usually on school holidays, when he was home at his parents. No amount of pleading or sly attempts at flirtation brought me any closer to big boy sex. Not as a top. Not as a bottom. Now he is 22, and just graduated school with a cushy job at a major bank. He confessed that his attraction to big feel lies in the erotic implications of being crushed. He fantasizes about being stomped to orgasm. Its strange for me to feel desired for such an quotidian part of my body. My feet are the one aspect of my body that pushes me outside the range of average. And for at least for one horny frat boy, thats a plus. Word on the street is that he's found a size 18. Looks like my foot fetish days are numbered.

The following are a few pics we took from one of our first hookups. Enjoy the possibilities. :-)


Friday, July 9, 2010

COLBY DOPPELGANGER: ANASTASIA & DUCK SAY SO...

I'll take it where I can get it. Fashion bloggers Anastasia and Duck have decided that I look like a beautiful runway model they saw at Ana Lockings AW09/10 runway show...works for me and they were kind enough to post the 16 Missing Bitches video. Surprisingly enough, I'm in love with Ana Locking's shoes that are discussed on the same page. It's unlikely though, that they come in size 15s!! Poor poor Colby. :(