BOYS WITH BEARDS (AND NO BEARDS): ME!!!

As you all know I have trouble posting gifs with slight animation so go now to Greg Endries' My Dirty Lens Blog and check out a hilarious pic of me with beard/no beard/beard/no beard. It's cute.

REMEMBER WHEN: RANDY BLUE

I had weird dreams last night about a 3way I was in with old skool Randy Blue back in the day (well it wasn't that long ago, but it seems like it), so I thought I'd post the trailer from the video.

THE DRAGON FILES: IN THE BASEMENT

So, I filmed a scene for a hot Ray Dragon shoot a while back in the basement of the popular East Village bar, Eastern Bloc. I was able to reconnect with a crazy "friend of Colby" named Sami for the scene. It's pretty hot and you can go here for the trailer. Enjoy!!!

PORN I LIKE: HENNING VON BERG

Enjoy these hot porno photos of a porn photographer I really like named Henning Von Berg. I love this scene in some decrepit artists' studio. So hot..."uhm, let me help you with that sculpture..."

BOYS WITH BEARDS: YUM

Happy Monday! I don't know about you but I needed a yummy boys with beards post this morning!!!

COLBY'S RIDE: CRUISING THE USA

Anybody wanna sponsor this Colby's Ride??? I'm thinking about traveling the country in a camper and making art and porn out of the thing!

I SEE PENIS: VAMPIRES SUCK

Reader and blogger, Legend submitted this funny marquee for an I SEE PENIS post. Maybe we'll make a vampire porn spoof staring Colby as Vampire!

AMAZING MALE POLE DANCER!!!

What a hectic week! Sorry the Big Shoe Diaries has been a little quiet, but we'll fix that straightaway! Get your weekend going with this sexy pole dance video!

BOYS WITH BEARDS (AND STACHE): DAN FROM TORONTO

Blog reader, Dan from Toronto sent some sexy pics along for the Boys with Beards section of the blog. Wheeeee!!! Stache and cum on the arm!!! Hot! The perfect end to a Sunday afternoon.

FIRE ISLAND FUN WITH RAY DRAGON, JAKE STEELE & BIG SAND SHOES

Here are some more fun photos from my Fire Island shoot with Director, Ray Dragon (pictured with me below) and the hot and tall, Jake Steele. Jake and I had a very hot scene together and then relaxed on the beach...and then everyone turned me into a big footed sand monster!!!

ARTISTS I LIKE: ANDRES SENRA

I've found another artist I like, Andres Senra who works with La Fresh Gallery in Madrid. I was looking through his fun photos and I really like this series because it brings out the "armchair anthropologist" in me. Great work, Andres!

And of course you know I love a good parody of Birth of Venus!

PORN STARS AND SAND ART

Fellow porn star, Zach Alexander is quite the hottie. Cute, ripped, great butt, huge cock...he's a lot of fun (I speak from professional experience of course). He's also talented...both at sand art with a reference to J. Bone's Birth of Venus drawing...and he's a great dance instructor. We had a great time with the boys between scenes on Fire Island with some sand art, salsa instruction and lots of silliness.

I SEE PENIS: BUTTER DICK

Colby fan, Jason, submitted this crazy photo of a sculpture made out of butter. He wasn't sure what it was...until he looked more closely...and realized it was a dick shaped out of butter. Awesome. We see penis.

BETTY WHITE TO WRITE ABOUT SEX!!!

Penguin Putnam has signed Betty White to write two books. Her first, called Listen Up! will feature stories about love, sex and aging...so until someone points me to a better blog about agism and sex, Betty will likely be my go-to-gal to help me with my own move into the twilight years of porn. ;)

COLBY KELLER & MIKE DREYDEN: FUCKING IN THE PINES

Everyone loves Mike Dreyden...and now I do too. He's quite the accomplished performer and host and he's a lovely guy to boot. We had a hot scene for Ray Dragon a couple weeks ago that started in the woods by our home in the Fire Island Pines and that culminated in the house where were all staying. It was very hot and fun.

One of the best things about the shoot is that a fan of Colby was unknowingly hiking in the woods that day and started to beat off watching us film. He knew how to contact me through the blog to let me know it was him!!! Small horny little world, no?

TUBIN WITH COLBY

I went white water tubin' last weekend on the Potomac River, right where it meets the Shenandoah River at Harper's Ferry, West Viriginia. It was beautiful, relaxing...and hardly whitewater. I think I looked pretty safe in my life vest.

HISTORY OF PORN: SAMUEL STEWARD

I'm not exactly sure how to categorize Samuel Steward. "Friend of Colby," Chris had pointed me to his life story recently and has reminded me that his book is now out and available. I want to take some time to read it (as I recommend that you do as well) to learn more about his sexually adventurous and highly documented life. If anyone has any stories to add to the public diary, let us know!!!

WHERE NO COLBY HAS GONE BEFORE...

A good "friend of Colby" who runs a fun website called Defy Category embroidered a fun Star Trek shirt for me that I had to post. You should definitely check out his great collection of "word" links.

ARPAD & COLBY: TOGETHER AGAIN

So, I was perusing through my local American Apparel today when I encountered a new branding campaign I'd read a little about featuring a former scene partner, Arpad Miklos. I decided to make a funny photo of Colby and Arpad together again (like in our hot scene in the film, XXX where the big man fucks the hell out of my ass!). Cute, huh? Find the video through the link below to Falcon/Mustang (now owned by NextDoorBuddies) where I've done several Mustang Video Scenes, including the one with Arpad.

Oh, and BUTT magazine, where's the fucking Colby Keller towel??? Maybe we can compromise with a Colby Keller skin rug for the winter line. ;)

I SEE PENIS: GAY MARRIAGE POLL AT 538

So, 538 is one of my favorite political blogs to check out. They're famously good at predicting elections. A "friend of Colby" in Providence, RI, Bobby pointed out that a recent graph of trending attitudes towards gay marriage in America looks suspiciously enough, like a BIG GAY PENIS!!!!!

I SEE BOOBIES: I BELIEVE IN EQUILIBRIUM

Since today seems like a good a day as any to just keep posting crazy videos, here's another great "interview gone wrong" from the streets of Toronto. She's a star on the rise for sure.

I HAVE NO SECRETS

I was hanging with some "friends of Colby" last night and they pointed me to this hilarious street interview about the secret to keeping warm in the cold. Hilarious!

HISTORY OF PORN: HOLY TACO

This funny website, Holy Taco had a cute history of porn timeline. There's not much detail and plenty of it is tongue-in-cheek, but good for a Monday in case you're brain is overloaded.

GAY VAGUE???

Reader, writer, blogger, fan, Legend sent this pic along. Thought it was a good one for Monday. Hope everyone had a sizzlin' good weekend.

NAKED HAUS CLEANING: PETER & TOM

You may remember one of the great Art for Porn Entries done by awesome artists, Peter and Tom. Well, they are still up to naked fun in the artsy-fartsy city of Berlin. Here's a great poster they have for a naked haus cleaning art project they're working on. I plan on participating. The poster is very fun/cool...and everyone is encouraged to print, post and deface. And if you're near Berlin, send them an email!!!

And here are the earlier Colby Art for Porn submissions they made! This is going to be worth millions one day, I'm sure! ;)

MY DIRTY LENS: MORE COLBY & N2N

Here's another fun one from Greg Endries in a sexy N2N bathing suit and some CRAZY glasses I found at a local thrift store.

HUMMER MOM!!!

Ok, if you haven't heard already, there's a MILF out there who was fucking teenage boys in her Hummer!!! "Hummer Mom"!!! 69 counts!!! Too easy...Finally Mormon Mom gets the kind of polygamy she's craving!!!

BOYS WITH BEARDS: SOMEONE STOLE MY UNDERWEARS

I did a fun scene on Fire Island with Mike Dreyden and a friend of his HAD to have a pair of my underwear. Turns out it was the bearded boy, Ryan pictured below sniffing the heck out of my American Apparels!