Sunday, October 31, 2010

COMMITTED









Costumes take commitment.  

I SEE BEAVER: DISGUISE



I thought this was the Oscar Mayer weiner man at first. . . Add buns to a hotdog and you get instant pussy.  Who knew?

I guess thats a spermie caught inside?  Or mayonnaise?

ART SMART HALLOWEEN SCENE



TRICK OR TREAT!!!

An anonymous blog reader sent in this adorable pic for the Dress your Genitals Halloween Art Contest.  I plan on putting a slide show together of all the entries, but I couldn't resist a sneak peek.  There is still time to submit yours!  BIGSHOEDIARIES@GMAIL.COM

When you get home tonight drunk as a skunk pull out the magic markers and some construction paper and get creative!  Or carve your own mini pube pumpkin.  I appreciate creativity in all its forms.  (Nice bush btw. grrrrrrrrrr)

MASKS


I think this position is called "masquerade".  

Saturday, October 30, 2010

SCARY LIP-SINK SCARS ME!



Well worth another glance, you may remember this Youtube favorite from last Halloween.  Be sure to watch til the end. . . Nobody does scary drag better than the Philippines and Michael Jackson.  

RIP: HISCOCK


Simply-put: Seminal-Sex-Cemetery-Semiotics  




I SEE PENIS: HALLOWEEN










Is that a costume demonstrating genital piercing?  Now thats creativity!

I, of course, prefer homemade dick.

Send pics of your cock in costume (or cock costumes) to Colby: BIGSHOEDIARIES@GMAIL.COM

FLICK U: KISSED



This film thoroughly creeped me out when I first saw it.  If Necrophilia is your thing (and I hope its not!) check out the true story of Dr. Carl Tanzler (Count Carl Van Cosel).  Thank G-d for sex dolls and ice cubes!!!!

Friday, October 29, 2010

NIGHT OF THE LIVING COLBEES!!!!


In addition to my recent starring role as Count Dra-Keller in "Scythe-Sex 4", I'm currently working on the porn adaptation of another classic horror film: George Romero's "Night of the Living Dead". . . . but I need your help!  

I'm auditioning about 10-50 men (or women) to participate in "Night of the Living Colbees".  Print off a copy of the Colby mask (courtesy of Greg Endries and Scum Bag Fag Mag) and join me for a massive Colby clone orgy!!!  Who's the real Colby?  Nobody knows. . . . Together, we'll give those Bel Ami twins a run for their money!

If you are in NYC, the Scum Bag crew has been handing out Colby masks as pre-Halloween party flyers. The magazine release party is this coming Wednesday at Nowhere Bar in the East Village.  Meet Greg Endries himself, live in the flesh, along with his tattooed sidekick, the ever loverly porn-god Johnny Hazzard.

A few recent Colbee sightings in NYC:




And don't forget to send me pics of your cock costumes!  Or other clever Halloween attire:
BIGSHOEDIARIES@GMAIL.COM



COLBY DOPPELGÄNGER: BARCLAY'S MONEY BIRDS







Spread your wings money!  Fly back to daddy . . . .

Thanks to John in the UK for sending this in.  My neck has never looked better (on another man!)

BOYS OF BUTT: GREG




"Raindrops on jockstraps. . . round bubble butts . . . these are a few of my favorite things. . ."

"Friend of Colby" Bobby paints a boy from BUTT every week.  Today's entry: Greg in snow drifts.  When hiking in more than two feet of snow one should always wear protection.  Don't forget your cup! 

DRESS TO IMPRESS



Impress Count DraKeller this Halloween.  He needs blood for the blog!  Send me pics in and out of your costumes boys!  

Send your entries to BIGSHOEDIARIES@GMAIL.COM 

Thursday, October 28, 2010

ATOMAGE ART




Can someone paint me a fetish fantasy masterpiece?  PLEEEEEASE!!!!  Something like the second image maybe?

. . . girl on bike, in cat-suit, bucolic country estate, three solemn red balloons.  . . . Like a metaphor I will never understand.

I assume its an homage to Andrew Wyeth's "Christina's World"?


 

Check out more at AtomAge Magazine



HOT NAKED WEREWOLF






HOWL

From the movie by the same name, Franco plays noted Beat poet (and homosexual) Alan Ginsburg.  The poem actually has nothing to do with werewolves, but hey its Halloween, and this gives me another excuse to post something about my future husband.

The film is playing a very limited run in select cities across the country.  I thought I had already missed it, but "Howl" opens this Friday in DC and Baltimore.  (NOTE to DC film buffs: There is apparently a new arthouse cinema opening this Friday called the West End Cinema at 23rd and M NW. "Howl" will be the premier featured film).

Along with Jack Kerouac's "On the Road" and William S. Burrough's "Naked Lunch", Ginsberg's "Howl" is one of the great Beat classics.  Ginsburg and his publisher won a 1957 obscenity trial about the poem (Leftist politics, cock and homo-sex abound! Oh my!).  If you haven't seen it, David Cronenberg's adaptation of "Naked Lunch" is pretty fantastic too. 

Click here to read "Howl" in its entirety or watch the clip above to see Franco's interpretation.  From what I've seen he delivers a pretty authentic sounding Ginsberg.  



BIGSHOE TUNES: SAMHAIN



Lite up your jack o'lantern, pull out your broomstick and enjoy. . .







PART TWO: ALL SOULS


  • "Cross Bones Style"-- Cat Power

  • "Satan Lends Me a Dollar"-- Hill Of Beans

  • "Also Frightened"-- Animal Collective

  • "Things That Scare Me"-- Neko Case

  • "Vampire"-- Antsy Pantsy

  • "Trick or Treat"-- Peaches

  • "The Mask"-- Fugees

  • "Werewolf"-- CocoRosie

  • "Must Be a Devil"-- Diplo

  • "My Body's a Zombie For You"-- Dead Man's Bones and the Silverlake Conservatory of Music Children's Choir

  • "Satan is My Motor"-- Cake

  • "The Vampires of New York"-- Marcy Playground

J'AIME ME FAIRE ENCULER


Leo is such a goofball!  And now he is also art!!!  . . . Not that Providence didn't already give him a 10 inch masterpiece.

Check out the fun homoerotic art from twitter reader Benjamin: http://nmjnb.blogspot.com/ 

There is plenty o' portraiture covering the porn all-stars (Leo, Francois Sagat) but nothing yet evincing the workers struggle most ardently exemplified by class-conscious support-performers like myself.  I will wait in anticipation for my own socialist-realist Colby glitter portrait.  Or short-shorts drawing (my favorite). 





COUNT DRA-KELLER IN "SCYTHE-SEX 4: REVENGE OF WHEAT"







I thought Junior could use a trim.

Temple Beth Keller's mohel wasn't available this Halloween so DC photographer Von Melzer decided to lend a helping lens.  Harvest has never been so much fun!

Dont' forget to send Colby pics of your dick in drag!  BIGSHOEDIARIES@GMAIL.COM