Meet Leo. Asked to describe himself, Leo writes: "I live in Vienna, where I host the city´s only ex-post-gay-theme-performance-free-Club RHINOPLASTY. I works as a DJ and performer but am mainly busy as a dramatic adviser at a theater that focuses on contemporary drama. After four years working, I decided theater is lame and so I moved to Berlin doing absolutely nothing. I know it´s the only thing to do. The city´s landmark tells me: It´s a humongous phallus in the city centre."
When I mention that I wish his phallus would speak to me, Leo responds: "He barely speaks, he suffers from addephagia and pukes most of the time. and seems to enjoy it very much, as he does it several times a day. Even though i don´t feed him, he doesn´t loose weight..." :-))) I think I have something to feed him Leo or at least a nice warm place where he can get some exercise.