Accompanied by "Friend of Colby" and "Friend of the Oppressed Working People of the World" Comrade Karl Marxxx, Comrade Colby Keller inspires class consciousness with a song composed at the Lovegrove Alley Artists' Collective in the Democratic People's Republic of Baltimore.
In an ideal world, two competing sets of dancers would perform the song (in the video I play both roles). One troupe representing farmers, factory workers or more contemporary members of the proletariat (porn actors?) faces off against a devious cabal of bankers, stock brokers and other capitalist PIGS (as my oinking would indicate). Midway through the song the workers realize that they can control the means of production through collective organizing. Tearing off their jumpers and overalls to reveal sparkly red bodysuits-- united arm in arm-- they wrangle the capitalists to the ground and convince them to shed their business suits for red unitards. Yay! All is made right in the world. . . The lion lies down with the lamb. The END. Now we just need to figure out global warming. Anyone want to help Comrade Keller write another song?