Tuesday, January 11, 2011
I SEE PENIS: BOTTOM OF THE JAR
I found the last Christmas treat in my cookie jar today! Dip it in milk. It still tastes good.
Actually, blog reader Carlos sent me this delicious todger over the holidays. I was stuck in Texas without internet and just recently encountered the tasty lil' fellow in my inbox. Thanks for all your kind holiday wishes boys!!! Now I just need to find a J.O.B. My satanic boss in DC (a lobbyist) found it in his cold, black heart to give the gift of unemployment this New Year's Day. Anyone want to join my terrorist group? Its called PAC, "Political Action Committee" or "Phuck Asshole Capitalists".