Monday, February 28, 2011
Things can get a little frisky at Fritz Masten's drawing circles. Fritz reads Bigshoes and sent in these drawings. The model depicted is his favorite.
Fritz isn't alone in his enthusiasm for art. Those brown smears aren't what you think. That's cum! The model used the drawing to clean things up after the "drawing circle" got a bit out of hand. Next time I think Fritz should work on organizing an animation drawing circle. I, for one, need to see more.
The East Coast finally had some great weather this weekend so I hit the pavement of the gritty streets of Baltimore where I encountered this HUGE COCK of the walk on a big red dumpster.
The attached statement reads: "THE CHICKEN WAS ON[C]E CONSIDERED A SACRED ANIMAL SYMBOLIZING THE SUN
BREEDS WERE DEVELOPED TO PROVIDE PLUMAGE FOR CEREMONIAL COSTUMES"
Like this "ceremonial feather cape" from Hawaii on sale at Sotheby's for about $4,000 if anybody's interested in donating to the Big Shoe Diaries art archive.
Written in the 1930s, "Boners", "The Pocket Book of Boners" and "Still More Boners" embody all of the "schoolboy wisdom" and charm common to the era. They are also the first published books to contain the work of Dr. Seuss.
Dr. Suess explains bisexual angels.
Sunday, February 27, 2011
"Suitable for Breeding" (2007)
Unfortunately, I've never had much of a green thumb. Help me water my seed and make my garden grow.
More from artist Markus Hofer:
TOUR DE LA REALITÉ (2010)
DER KEIL (2010)
EINE SEKUNDE IM LEBEN DER FRAU POSCH (2008)
I knew there was a reason I liked the "The King's Speech". The recent British film and Oscar contender may just have some of the best wallpaper on the silver screen. The peeling layered mess in the speech therapist's office takes the cake (err, cock?). . .
As Queerclick recently pointed out, "The King's Speech" shared the same set with UK Naked Men. Oddly enough, watching the film I kept fantasizing about what a great porn set it would make. The speech therapist's office reminds me of a lot of Titan sets I've worked on. I wasn't the first to let me mind wander apparently.
Now we know what really cured King George. ;-)
Saturday, February 26, 2011
I have a new favorite blog!
Bangable Dudes in History explores in ins and outs of "dead man porn for your still-beating heart." This weeks selection includes the Douglas brothers: Lord Alfred Douglas, also know as "Bosie" was a poet and the notorious lover of Oscar Wilde.
His brother, Lord Drumlanrig, heir to the marquessate of Queensberry, died in a mysterious hunting accident after accusations circulated that he had been carrying on an affair with the Prime Minister, Lord Rosebery. In an attempt to save his young son Alfred, the elder Queensberry began a public persecution of Oscar Wilde on charges of sodomy. With Bosie's support, Wilde returned fire, accusing the elder Queensberry of libel. Wilde lost his case, was found guilty of sodomy and was sentenced to two year's hard labor.
After his release, matters quickly deteriorated between Wilde and Lord Douglas. Bosie returned from exile in France and married an heiress. Known for his litigious and libelous career, Bosie accused associates of engaging in a homosexual plot to undermine the war effort. Years after Wilde's death, Bosie also came to renounced his former friend and lover. He was also found guilty of libeling Winston Churchill. Bosie erroneously accused Churchill of enlisting in a "Jewish" plot to kill the Secretary of War.
There goes my boner. What a bitch.
Thanks to Bigshoes reader Sam for passing on this link.
Don't forget to submit your drawings for the Skeletor Saves art auction benefiting queer homeless kids. I've had a few fans submit drawings online, but nothing yet I can bind into a book as originally planned. The deadline (March 15th) is approaching fast!
Bigshoes reader Ian emailed a few sketches for a set of plates he intends to submit. . . Help house the homeless and feed them! All you need to do is pull out your pencil.
Friday, February 25, 2011
Apparently, the answer to American political woes is quite simple: Get on Craigslist. Find a hot third. Make sure they send recent pics so we know they're legit. And then get our freak on to bring some life back into this stale two party system. Uhm, wow...smart and sex-friendly...I think we should take Ms. Huffington's advice:
"In my closing statement, I summed things up by comparing the two-party system to a stale marriage. Democrats and Republicans need something to spice it up. They need to go on Craigslist and find a third party."
What a beaut! I've recently fallen behind in my "Boys of Butt" posts, but that hasn't stopped "Friend of Colby" Bobby. He is determined to paint every week of the Butt Magazine calendar. Bobby's been on task and I need to catch up. This week's masterpiece: the flaccid, uncut splendor of Mark.
Thursday, February 24, 2011
Want to see what Colby looked like 600,000 years ago? A quick trip to the Museum of Natural History in DC and voilà! It's a hell of a lot cheaper (and scientifically reasonable) than jumping in a time machine. Watch Colby Homo sapiens sapiens morphing into Colby Homo heidelbergensis. A likely ancestor of Neanderthals and Homo sapiens, Homo heidelbergensis made tools, perhaps used language and very likely buried its dead-- the first hominid to display ritual behavior.