Apparently, the answer to American political woes is quite simple: Get on Craigslist. Find a hot third. Make sure they send recent pics so we know they're legit. And then get our freak on to bring some life back into this stale two party system. Uhm, wow...smart and sex-friendly...I think we should take Ms. Huffington's advice:
"In my closing statement, I summed things up by comparing the two-party system to a stale marriage. Democrats and Republicans need something to spice it up. They need to go on Craigslist and find a third party."