Friday, February 18, 2011
I SEE PENIS: SLEEVE
Is this a picture of the illusive Matrix that writes all of America's worst pop songs? Curse be upon you!
I saw this cardboard cutout at Taco Bell after I pulled over to use the bathroom. Maybe its just the overwhelming urge I had to touch my own penis and relieve myself, but I had to take a second look when I saw this life-size ad next to the checkout. At first, I thought someone had scrawled a crude cock on the poster. What energy! What urgency! To dig a deep groove like that on cardboard! While waiting in line for tacos! Now THAT is an urge.
Nope. Just an engraved lacy sleeve. Cause . . . that's not weird.