Tuesday, March 8, 2011

COLBY CAPTION CONTEST


Today, my "Left-handers' Daily Calendar" provided this sagacious aphorism from fellow Southpaw Benjamin Franklin:

"A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small bundle."

In the spirit of our funniest Founding Father, I invite readers to submit their own caption to the silly pic above, from a scene I did for cocksuremen.com of Colby with star John Magnum.  Despite his stature, John packs no small bundle.  He more than deserves his appellation.  Its GIGANTIC!  XL condoms (and my tight bum) bruised his sensitive member.

Yeah.  I know.  The shoes.  Hit me with your best shot.

15 comments:

  1. Colby and John model Nike's latest: Air Whore-dan's

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  2. I have two:

    John: "Colby, I'm pretty sure this isn't the right pose for a 'Dancing With The Stars' audition!"

    Colby: "John, this has been great, but, really, where are my clothes?"

    Randal in Kansas City

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  3. John's smiling because, despite Colby's height, he knows he can get those shoes higher than Colby's head.

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  4. Find as many well-trimmed hedges as you can in this picture!

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  5. I think American runner and marathon record holder's Bill Rodgers' quote works best in this case:

    "I believe in gradual experimentation with running shoes."
    Bill Rodgers

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  6. You really do have one of the greatest looking dicks in the world! If I were a millionaire I'd hire you to just hang out at my beach house naked for a couple weeks, doing whatever you wanted to do--but without wearing anything at all.

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  7. There is really only one way to describe this picture,
    "Duh WInning!"

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  8. Despite his easy smile John still questioned Colby's choice of running shoe for the All Gay Nudist Marathon.

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  9. Naked Marathon running? .Don't worry, its very cool, very European.

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  10. so can this be found on akwardfamilyphotos.com as well?

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  11. John: Do these shoes make my ass look big?
    Colby: No. Your ass makes your ass look big.

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  12. Despite the smiles on their faces, both men were mortified that someone showed up to the party wearing the same outfit.

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  13. Caption: "HEY WE'RE NAKED WHILE WE'RE WEARING SHOES!"

    Do I win?

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  14. Colby, Jon I like you both but seriously coordinating your shoe color for a photo shoot. That is so 80's.

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  15. Just what I wanted for my birthday.....Colby and Jon.

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