Thursday, March 3, 2011
COLBY'S RIDE: TRICERATOPS
There was A LOT of fucking in Tahoe and A LOT of fucking snow on the ground.
I came prepared with a brand new set of duck boots, compliments of LL Bean and one particular deceased buffalo whose hard-won sacrifice provided the waterproof leather. The American Bison fought back extinction to eventually find its way protecting my big feet from the elements. . . Now the elements and the extinct triceratops are joining forces to form the perfect Colbymobile. Once again, Mama Ménage à trois had it right: three horns ARE better than one.
In case you didn't know, triceratops prefers it doggie style just like Colby.