Thursday, March 3, 2011

COLBY'S RIDE: TRICERATOPS


There was A LOT of fucking in Tahoe and A LOT of fucking snow on the ground.

I came prepared with a brand new set of duck boots, compliments of LL Bean and one particular deceased buffalo whose hard-won sacrifice provided the waterproof leather.  The American Bison fought back extinction to eventually find its way protecting my big feet from the elements. . . Now the elements and the extinct triceratops are joining forces to form the perfect Colbymobile.  Once again, Mama Ménage à trois had it right: three horns ARE better than one.




In case you didn't know, triceratops prefers it doggie style just like Colby.

2 comments:

  1. Effing brilliant! Great job on the horny Triceratop brow!

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  2. omg!!! LOL, I love it!

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