Urban farming doesn't get much better than the Lefferts house in Prospect Park, Brooklyn. The Lefferts were a prominent Dutch farming family way back when Brooklyn was still "Breuckelen", and wheat, not irony was the chief export. Welcome to New York City, where every house comes stocked with a costume closet filled to the brim with homespun haute couture. Sometimes they don't even lock the front door.
Lessons in scarf-to-loincloth conversion at the Lenape village wigwam: