Colby Confession: I was so afraid of getting caught masturbating as a kid, I mastered the art of coitus interruptus (in my case, by pressing down on the shaft of my cock as I hit orgasm, to keep the cum from leaving my testicles). I'm lucky I don't suffer any permanent damage. America, however, can't say the same. The top 1% of the top 1% of the top 10% of income earners (all 400 of them) and their protected interests have been fuckin' with my earning potential for too damn long now. Destroying collective bargaining and the power of unions, a force of historic proportion that functions as one of the only effective pressure points to help shape middle class income (unionized and otherwise), is only one of the more recent re-incarnations of failed economic strategy meant to strip the majority of their wealth and hand it, reverse Robin Hood style, to the super-rich. "Puck" got the shit straight in 1909! There is no reason we all can't bust a nut. A billion brilliant orgasms or one GIGANTIC platinum wad for a handful of billionaires? I, for one, am not about to return to my childhood. Ain't no yachtfucker or Koch brother gunna keep my orgasm down!