headlines: a professor at Northwestern hit the front pages after arranging an after-school live fucksaw demonstration. A fucksaw is just that, a dildo attached to a saw, built for your pleasure. Fearless in the face of media scrutiny, Professor Bailey has a penchant for stirring controversy, arguing in his book "The Man Who Would be Queen", that some transgendered men who wish to become women do so out of erotic fascination and not biological desire. Tame by Black Party standards, the live demonstration involved a biological woman and her boyfriend.
. . . And now it can involve you!
Any poets out there willing to write Colby an "Ode to a Fucksaw"? Something kinky to send grandma for Easter? Seriously.