Newsflash! Notorious porn mogul Michael Lucas strikes again. . . causin' drama where it don't belong. After bitching out the right group of minimum wage administration staff and pulling the necessary strings, Lucas single-handedly managed to close down "Israeli Apartheid Week" at the NYC LGBT center. I guess freedom of speech has a different meaning in Chelsea.
STOP THE BITCHING! . . . BITCHES!
Unless, of course, you'd like to sign this friendly petition.